how i tried to kill an unborn child, and other untruths:

[MichaelScott]

You know, there's something about you that atracts the nutso's stillieetto.

hi stilletto lol

 

[stilleto]

hi stilletto lol

lol. hi michael.

Love, dwite.

 

[redguru]

i know it. i'm the opposite way. "i'm fine", as I'm laying there bleeding.

Well, you didn't tell me you were a virgin and the blood shocked me a bit.