cliffnotes?
division dissapeared during last months full moon, not a peep has been heard from him, we are all very concerned,
chef bit off more than he could chew with his sex appeal in a lunchroom, which i hope will teach him to stop mixing synthetic pheromones into his cologne,
biteme is down 6 loaves of bread to his sisters canine, with no end in sight to the drubbing,
fonz made a brief reappearence, but alas, his IQ hasnt moved up from its original 60, and he was sporting the same avatar, and was swiftly booted from the site (again),
frisky upgraded her avatar, and has since earned an accellerated assessment from the Delicious School of Sexology and Dickology (well done frisky)
Seashell wowed everyone with her latest christmas costume, but has also since dissapeared...i think the poor thing froze solid, so i emailed her some pictures of myself to thaw her out,
superQT has a bottom lip that looks like it went 5 rounds with Tyson, after her most recent clubbing experience,
alien amp pharm has perfected teh art of self-cockblocking, and imo is just showing off with it just now,
Tuc kept in a bout of explosive diarrhoeia on his latest date, which is fantastic, since any nookie probably would have led to death by asphyxiation,
Lestat, Division, Hammy and Lumburg i think are all bombing each ohter with some silly new plat bomb feature and yelling at each other in threads, which imo is just a release of the mutual sexual tension all those mofos feel,
um, that it for now, i think
oh and the people who make Windex were inspired to parachute an emergency crate of glass and window cleaner to Pam over the christmas break, out of compassion for her mirrors and for the rest of us
yeah, thats it for now, chicken is awaiting