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how do zombies get themselfes outta their graves?

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the one major flaw to zombie flicks, how the fuck are they gonna get outta their casket with all that dirt on top? never gonna happen
 
Gambinopitz said:
the one major flaw to zombie flicks, how the fuck are they gonna get outta their casket with all that dirt on top? never gonna happen
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dude lol holy fuck you dont know they have super zombie fucking strengh, or its raining most of the time and the ground is as soft a butter
 
Gambinopitz said:
the one major flaw to zombie flicks, how the fuck are they gonna get outta their casket with all that dirt on top? never gonna happen
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Seriously and break through coffins with all that pressure from the dirt...Especially when half of them are fucking skeletons with itty bitty rotted muscle teehee.

And LOL @ examining zombie flicks
 
Gambino how do you put your penis bewteen your legs to make it look like your have a pussy
 
Cal_21 said:
Seriously and break through coffins with all that pressure from the dirt...Especially when half of them are fucking skeletons with itty bitty rotted muscle teehee.

And LOL @ examining zombie flicks
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night of the living dead scared the fuck outta me
i was it when i was about 7...my pops went outside and banged on the wall when i was watching it to fuck with me.
couldn't sleep for a few days, was terrified...then i thought about it, i lived in a 3 story house on the top flight.
zombies have no apparent knees, they walk stiff legged.
impossible to climb stairs stiff legged...thus eased my mind
 
Simple: lazy grave robber's leave graves un-covered.

I'd be hunting down some ass wipe who stole my shit off of me....
 
Yeah. And why do the transformers grunt when they get hit and stuff? It's not like they breathe.
 
jnevin said:
Yeah. And why do the transformers grunt when they get hit and stuff? It's not like they breathe.
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Cause they get hurt and can feel pain lol
 
Gambinopitz said:
the one major flaw to zombie flicks, how the fuck are they gonna get outta their casket with all that dirt on top? never gonna happen
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Yeah? You're forgetting the part where they came back from THE FUCKING DEAD bro....

That's the first and most difficult barricade. I mean, after spontaniously reanimating yourself - what's a little dirt?

You fucking dipshit.
 
jnevin said:
Yeah. And why do the transformers grunt when they get hit and stuff? It's not like they breathe.
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for having all the intelligence and intution that luke had, how come it took that many yrs to recognize that leia was his fukkin sis?
 
Gambinopitz said:
the one major flaw to zombie flicks, how the fuck are they gonna get outta their casket with all that dirt on top? never gonna happen
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Pretty obvious to me...

Thriller.jpg
 
Gambinopitz said:
for having all the intelligence and intution that luke had, how come it took that many yrs to recognize that leia was his fukkin sis?
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and even after luke found out he still wanted to fuck her , thats sick
 
Gambinopitz said:
for having all the intelligence and intution that luke had, how come it took that many yrs to recognize that leia was his fukkin sis?
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Denial isn't only a river in Dagoba bor.
 
jh1 said:
Yeah? You're forgetting the part where they came back from THE FUCKING DEAD bro....

That's the first and most difficult barricade. I mean, after spontaniously reanimating yourself - what's a little dirt?

You fucking dipshit.
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that can be explained via radiation or some fucked up military project gone bad.
that's hollywood creativity and is quasi-plausible
now having a skeleton bust outta a oak casket and swim thround feet and feet of dirt is not plausible in any way
 
Maybe for every zombie that gets out there are like 1,000 zombies trapped in their graves.
Missing out on the zombie party due to a properly dug grave would be teh suck.
Can you imagine them rolling around in their coffins while all the other zombies are out eating brains and creating pandemonium?
 
jnevin said:
Denial isn't only a river in Dagoba bor.
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when the falcon would barrelel roll, wtf happened to the occupants? did they fall on the cieling and get all sortsa tossed around? they never buckled up.
maybe the innards of the ship would always stay level and upright and the shell would swivel
 
Stefka said:
Maybe for every zombie that gets out there are like 1,000 zombies trapped in their graves.
Missing out on the zombie party due to a properly dug grave would be teh suck.
Can you imagine them rolling around in their coffins while all the other zombies are out eating brains and creating pandemonium?
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Thats so sick you could even think of something like that, wtf :evil:
 
Gambinopitz said:
that can be explained via radiation or some fucked up military project gone bad.
that's hollywood creativity and is quasi-plausible
now having a skeleton bust outta a oak casket and swim thround feet and feet of dirt is not plausible in any way
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AH I see. Radiation bringing back the dead.

So here we have a dead rotten body coming back to life via radiation - but this same radiation couldn't have possibly given this creature super strength?
 
Gambinopitz said:
when the falcon would barrelel roll, wtf happened to the occupants? did they fall on the cieling and get all sortsa tossed around? they never buckled up.
maybe the innards of the ship would always stay level and upright and the shell would swivel
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And even the smalles vessel is able to have gravity.
 
jh1 said:
AH I see. Radiation bringing back the dead.

So here we have a dead rotten body coming back to life via radiation - but this same radiation couldn't have possibly given this creature super strength?
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bro, think about the pressure on the casket from 6 feet of dirt.
that would take some incredible strength.
and though radiation has brought them back, it doesn't change the fact that they are skin and bones and couldn't possibly move the hundereds and hundereds of lbs of dirt
 
jh1 said:
Yeah? You're forgetting the part where they came back from THE FUCKING DEAD bro....

That's the first and most difficult barricade. I mean, after spontaniously reanimating yourself - what's a little dirt?

You fucking dipshit.
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Jesus did it.....
 
Gambinopitz said:
when the falcon would barrelel roll, wtf happened to the occupants? did they fall on the cieling and get all sortsa tossed around? they never buckled up.
maybe the innards of the ship would always stay level and upright and the shell would swivel
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In space - outside of the pull of gravity from a celestial body, you'd gravitate towards the ship itself.

You could easily maintain your position in the ship whilest rolling.
 
Gambinopitz said:
bro, think about the pressure on the casket from 6 feet of dirt.
that would take some incredible strength.
and though radiation has brought them back, it doesn't change the fact that they are skin and bones and couldn't possibly move the hundereds and hundereds of lbs of dirt
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I see.

So skin and bones can walk around killing the living, but its completely implausable in such a scenario for said skin and bones to be able to have super strength.
 
jh1 said:
In space - outside of the pull of gravity from a celestial body, you'd gravitate towards the ship itself.

You could easily maintain your position in the ship whilest rolling.
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i'm assuming in star wars they had some sort of gravity control on ships
notice how they are not floating around the falcon
normal gravity on the ships...so explain how the falcon can barralel roll w/none of the occupants strapped and buckled in
they'd be smashed on the cieling
 
Gambinopitz said:
i'm assuming in star wars they had some sort of gravity control on ships
notice how they are not floating around the falcon
normal gravity on the ships...so explain how the falcon can barralel roll w/none of the occupants strapped and buckled in
they'd be smashed on the cieling
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Well if they have gravity control, like you say - it woudl be set to pull occupants towards the floor.

And when doing rolls, said artificial gravity would maintain it's pull relative to the floor not the attitude of the ship.

Fuck your theories suck bro.
 
jh1 said:
I see.

So skin and bones can walk around killing the living, but its completely implausable in such a scenario for said skin and bones to be able to have super strength.
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that's some fuggin super strength goddamn imagine the deadlift numbers they could throw down
 
jh1 said:
Well if they have gravity control, like you say - it woudl be set to pull occupants towards the floor.

And when doing rolls, said artificial gravity would maintain it's pull relative to the floor not the attitude of the ship.

Fuck your theories suck bro.
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that's plausible, the gravity "device" or whatever emits from the floor, thus keeping peeps gravitized to the floor regardless if the ship is upsidedown or not.
plausible
 
Gambinopitz said:
that's plausible, the gravity "device" or whatever emits from the floor, thus keeping peeps gravitized to the floor regardless if the ship is upsidedown or not.
plausible
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Plausible?

If there were artificial gravity that's what it would be period. How else would you have it setup? Have it's pull relative to an outside body such as the sun?

Makes no sense.
 
jh1 said:
Plausible?

If there were artificial gravity that's what it would be period. How else would you have it setup? Have it's pull relative to an outside body such as the sun?

Makes no sense.
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anchored to an outside planet/star/sun
 
Gambinopitz said:
the one major flaw to zombie flicks, how the fuck are they gonna get outta their casket with all that dirt on top? never gonna happen
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Dude, zombies are mad powerful. Breakin through doors n shit, no rotted coffin/dirt is gonna stop them from getting to fresh flesh.
 
Here is what I don't get. You have to shoot them in the head to "kill them". WTF? They are already dead. And it says you have to destroy the brain to stop them... wtf? Their brains are basically rotten anyway and nothing left.

Another thing.. this has to do with the speed they move at. Obviously they move a lot quicker when you are not looking at them. When the characters see the zombies they are moving in slow motion. But you get some characters in a huge ass open space, they look left, no zombies for miles. They look right, no zombies for miles that direction either. Look back left again and there is a zombie right at their shoulder.

Third and final thing I hate is when someone gets bitten and is turned into a zombie, their teeth rot immediately. Three seconds after the bite, they got British teeth.
 
new school zombies aren't in graves. they just get infected somehow as a living person and spread it to other people walking around.

28 days later / 28 weeks later
Day of the Dead
Resident Evil

All new zombie movies, no graves.
 
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chewyxrage said:
new school zombies are in graves. they just get infected somehow as a living person and spread it to other people walking around.

28 days later / 28 weeks later
Day of the Dead
Resident Evil

All new zombie movies, no graves.
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plus they run now
 
Yea they run around like fiends and shit in 28 days later, that really is pretty scary. I've had dreams about them being fast like that.



When they walk around barely moving - that'd be like a play ground.
 
chewyxrage said:
Yea they run around like fiends and shit in 28 days later, that really is pretty scary. I've had dreams about them being fast like that.



When they walk around barely moving - that'd be like a play ground.
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all you'd have to do is have high ground, barriers, and a few guns.
like in my house, i'd just stand at the top of my stairs and blast the fuck outta them if they charged.
only one way up, i got a .12 gauge and a few boxes of shells, i could hold them off for some time.
i've thought all this out
 
Gambinopitz said:
all you'd have to do is have high ground, barriers, and a few guns.
like in my house, i'd just stand at the top of my stairs and blast the fuck outta them if they charged.
only one way up, i got a .12 gauge and a few boxes of shells, i could hold them off for some time.
i've thought all this out
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yea right dude, you'd need more of an advantage than that. The way they run in packs and shit they'd overpower you before you could reload....
 
chewyxrage said:
yea right dude, you'd need more of an advantage than that. The way they run in packs and shit they'd overpower you before you could reload....
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semi auto 7 shells
that's quite a few rounds and a lot of spray
it would shred the intial wave, i could reload in 1 minute and blast some more
it wouldn't last forever, but i could hold off for some time.
then i'd climb on my roof, no fucking way those dumbasses could figure that out.
did you see how easy shawn of the dead alluded the zombies?
 
arguing/discussing with gambino makes humanity a little bit more stupid each time.

he's probably taking the piss. i hope.
 
Gambinopitz said:
semi auto 7 shells
that's quite a few rounds and a lot of spray
it would shred the intial wave, i could reload in 1 minute and blast some more
it wouldn't last forever, but i could hold off for some time.
then i'd climb on my roof, no fucking way those dumbasses could figure that out.
did you see how easy shawn of the dead alluded the zombies?
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I've seen Zombie movies where the come through upper floor windows and shit.

They'd own you.
 
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