Homer Speaks

[Hannibal]

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

BTW Wodin...is that Pvt Joker in your avatar?

 

[tripleV]

hey baby.....doesn't Homer say

mmmmmm donuts.
i say

mmmmmm hannibal!!

 

[kunta]

Homer:

"its okay Marge. I've learned my lesson. A mountain of sugar is too much for one man. Its clear now why God portions it out in those tiny packets, and why he lives on a plantation in Hawaii"

Selma:

I want to have a baby before it's too late. Your're looking at a free lunch boys. Come and get it."

 

[Hannibal]

hey baby.....doesn't Homer say
mmmmmm donuts.
i say
mmmmmm hannibal!!

"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"

 

[WODIN]

"Oh all the delicous monkies"

BTW Wodin...is that Pvt Joker in your avatar?

Yes it is.... Makin his war face!

 

[Milhouse]

"haha she has to go to the prom with the dud. Hey he looks like you poindexter"

"Hey look! That kid has bosoms, quick someone gimme a wet towel"

"MMMMM The land of chocalate"

Homer cracking open a beer in his car on his way to work.
"Here's to productivity!"

"Marge you know it's my lifelong dream to be a sideshow freak"
"Homer your dream was to go see the car shaped like a bowling pin and you saw that last year"

 

[Hannibal]

[B
Homer cracking open a beer in his car on his way to work.
"Here's to productivity!"
[/B]

"To Professionalism"

"Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!"

 

[bgdaddysmooth]

Homer after returning from a local talent competition that ended in a riot:" Lisa look! I got second prize!"

Lisa: "You won second prize Dad?"

Homer: "No, but I got it!"

 

[downsent]

Homer: I've been secretly going to the gym at night, go ahead try to grab some fat. Wait no not there, not there either, wait grab my arms.

The family: OHHH

 

[talonracer]

(Homer sleeping and dreaming at Grimy's funeral)

"TURN THE CHANNEL MARGE!!!"