Holy Sh*t Holy Sh*t

[newbie210]

bro, I can't recall the NCAA ever doing a hair test and doubt the school is going to pony up the cash for one. The coach is probably trying to get you to panic and come clean. As for the blood I don't know everytime we were tested (football) it was a piss test. Good luck, relax and transferring may not be a bad idea.

 

[Twoguns]

Yeah, not to bust your bubble, but its going to be detected. During BUD/S a rolled recuite was ratted on, for being on durning his roll off period, which per him, he started a cycle of test E and only did two shots, and then decided it wasnt worth the risk. During our first phase he was called out by our Commanding Officer on the subject. Tested and failed, of course he was booted, but not discharged w/ no chance of returning to BUD/S To this day, I dont know what ever came of him... Poor guy!!!!

This was years ago, but I'm sure the detection times are still the same,lol

If he was caught, I'm sure you will be... Sorry bro!!! Just going off of what I have seen

funny, because once you get to the teams you can juice all you want with no worries

 

[Twoguns]

see if he is atad dumb in the area of roids...take in a half used bottle of DHEA and say you have been using it because you could buy it over the counter and ask if you can have a few weeks to let it clear your system...who knows maybe he says yes and you get lucky and you skate by in a few weeks with just a high T/E ratio????????? worth a try at this point DHEA may be banned also but if you show him the bottle you got at GNC maybe he gives you a extra few weeks hope its blood not hair shave your head LOL GOOD LUCK

Nope, you are supposed to know the rules, if it is on the banned list, as it is, you cannot use it as an excuse

 

[needtogetaas]

shave youre head and hole body with a bic.take a fucken bath in some nare.then tell them you are a jahovas witness and its against youre relligon to give blood.

 

[Illuminati]

get a whizzinator....


http://www.whizzinator.com/whiz2.htm

 

[ego boner]

if they piss test all you have to do is load up for a few days with creatine, which boosts your creatinine levels once metabolised, which is how they test the dilution of urine, then once loaded up drink about 1/2- 3/4 gallon of water within an hour of the test, it shows clean AND non dilluted. this may be marked as bs, but i have done it to pass drug tests mandated by the government

 

[timtim]

if they piss test all you have to do is load up for a few days with creatine, which boosts your creatinine levels once metabolised, which is how they test the dilution of urine, then once loaded up drink about 1/2- 3/4 gallon of water within an hour of the test, it shows clean AND non dilluted. this may be marked as bs, but i have done it to pass drug tests mandated by the government

this would do nothing to affect the reading of aas in your system. its a dilution method that would read as diluted which is just as bad as failing in most cases and you cant dilute for an aas test. wont change a thing.

 

[ego boner]

this would do nothing to affect the reading of aas in your system. its a dilution method that would read as diluted which is just as bad as failing in most cases and you cant dilute for an aas test. wont change a thing.

no it is not, because the levels of creatinine ion your urine is what they gauge dillution from. diluting after boosting the hell out of your creatinine levels works... i KNOW, I DO IT EVERY 3 MONTHS.

 

[timtim]

if you have aas in your system it wont do a thing. come on, dont you think mike gatlin, floyd landis, and the rest of those caught would have known to do what your suggesting?

creatine does not mask aas. i dont care what you do. one has nothing to do with the other.

 

[i am what i am]

no it is not, because the levels of creatinine ion your urine is what they gauge dillution from. diluting after boosting the hell out of your creatinine levels works... i KNOW, I DO IT EVERY 3 MONTHS.

creatine is a banned substance and wouldn't have done him any good testing positive for that.