Holy Sh*t Holy Sh*t

[ego boner]

I am not saying creatine will mask aas. They test your CREATININE levels in your urine for dilution, you can boost these levelsby eating 4-5 times the normal amounts of creatine which takes a few days to be metabolised into CREATININE. and dilute your urine by drinking a LOT of water, creatine is metabolised into CREATININE.... like i said, i do this every three months for the damn government and have always tested clean for EVERYTHING.... It will show non dilluted because of the creatinine levels present, but it will actually be dilluted and you WILL test clean.

 

[jeepboi]

shave your whold body, get a brazillian wax and lather some veet on ya, then give blood to charter bloodcare and everyother blood donation place you can then ask for a transfusion some where after cutting yourself.

ha!

goodluck

 

[Big_Joe]

I think your only hope is to stall until you are clean. Get a laywer to file suit against illegalsearch and Seizure. You don't have to win the case only post pone the test until your clear. It will cost money but how much is your education worth??? Come completely cleanwith the lawyer. I would call Rick Colins Esq. Tomorrow and see what he says. If you can get another week you might be OK. But don't say anuthing untill you talk with Rick Colins. I think he is the only person that can save your ass, All you need is a couple of weeks delay and you will be cool. They are using the system against you just use it back agaisnt them. Talk about paininting the roommate as the problem but also tell them how much you forgive him.

You might not get to play ball again but you should still keep you scohlarship. More important anyhow. And if Colilins is real good he might get them to pay for our legal fees. and keep you into ball. Maybe at a diferent school but you will stiil get an education and play ball.

It's hard ball right?? Bean the fuckers before they can get you.

I also strongly urge you to go to conffession. It will go a long way. No shit, saved my ass before. But don't go to a preist at your school. Pick a priest a long way away that doesn't know you. or your school. Tell the priest how scared and sorry you are and beg him for forgiveness. No BS on this man it works better then you know. And it doesn't matter if you are Catholic or not. Just go to confesson.

 

[Wrongun]

What does redshirted mean?

Wrongun!

 

[anticure]

ur screwed man

 

[Workout King]

Creatine is a banned substance for the NCAA now? THats news to me!

 

[digimon7068]

you can't be redshirted twice..

If you had an injury you can petition for and receive another year of eligibility (besides the usual frosh redshirt).