Here's A Real Pisser ...you Have To Read !!

[nuh_mizer]

Have any of you noticed those guys on this board, yeah you know the ones, who sound like they're crying and whining about the bigass mofo's walking around the gym flexing to stay pumped, showing off the results of an incredible amount of dedication and perseverance to their lifestyle. I mean it really pisses me off. These guys complaining and sobbing cause no matter how much they eat and train they can't seem to gain one miserable pound? Then moaning somemore when after they've given the workout plan the agreed upon 2 weeks it should take to work don't show any results? I believe this anger to be rooted in seething jealousy and rage that despite their puny frames and flat muscle bellies they cannot be as big as the 260lb guys walking around the gym. I believe women tell these poor souls- who lack the great willpower and focus as their 260lb nemeses- that these insecure, low self esteem, walking piles of mass are undesirable in pity of the smaller guys. Also, haven't you noticed these puny, whining guys seem to talk a hell of alot about male porn stars? I know I'm being a real smartass here but goddamnit my cycle ended 2 weeks ago and I haven't started clomid yet!!!!!!!!!!

Switched

Oh, and BTW, I'm not quite 260 hardasnails, just 252

GUILTY

 

[G-Force]

 

[hardasnails73]

By the way people this was an article I found on a website so i did not write this. I just posted for others to view. The day i start checking out any guys at the gym is the day I put a gun to my fukn head !! I just thought the article was amusing and you might get a good chuckle from it and then you think I'm gay, whats up with that!!

 

[Ercole]

Limp Deca Dick teaches us to be straight.

OHMYGAWD ... I've noticed that other guys work out at my gym. When one walks by I don't always clap my hands over my eyes so I won't see him.

Tell me, Limp Dick, does this mean I have to replace my entire record collection with disco and Broadway musicals? You've got me worried ...

 

[boss]

Re: Limp Deca Dick teaches us to be straight.

OHMYGAWD ... I've noticed that other guys work out at my gym. When one walks by I don't always clap my hands over my eyes so I won't see him.

Tell me, Limp Dick, does this mean I have to replace my entire record collection with disco and Broadway musicals? You've got me worried ...

HEHEHEHEHE.........GUTA LIKE IT.......BY THE WAY WHERE IS MY DAMN SMILIES?????? CANT FIND THEM.

 

[Limp Dick Deca Dude]

Re: Limp Deca Dick teaches us to be straight.

OHMYGAWD ... I've noticed that other guys work out at my gym. When one walks by I don't always clap my hands over my eyes so I won't see him.

Tell me, Limp Dick, does this mean I have to replace my entire record collection with disco and Broadway musicals? You've got me worried ...

Guilty conscience, hey? I can just picture you all limp wristed saying "OHMYGAWD"

hey if you want to wieney gaze all day at the gym no problem, to each their own!

 

[Ercole]

To each their own indeed, LD! Your routine seems to be obsessing over who's gay and who's looking at who. When I go to the gym I'm there to train, period. Try it some time.

 

[Kahn]

wrong board

OK, I'll get in on this as long as its being tolerated. Those posers are obviously wrong and funny. I like the jokers at the bar in the wife beaters and the shirt that accentuate the guns. One of my friends ties knots in his T-shirt sleeves to look like he lifts and has muscle. How about those jokers that think they are the shit because they weigh more than us? Till we tell them to take off the shirt , anyway. The look when they see abs and 19" arms, hehehe.

 

[Limp Dick Deca Dude]

To each their own indeed, LD! Your routine seems to be obsessing over who's gay and who's looking at who. When I go to the gym I'm there to train, period. Try it some time.

right on brother!!! The first step is admitting it, now that you've got that out of the way, go get yourself a man! Maybe you'll even find your life partner during one of those "hard" training sessions.