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Help!!! She Farted In My Face!

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I WAS IN A 69 WITH MY GIRL LAST WEEK, AS I WAS EATING HER OUT,AND RIMMING HER BROWN EYE, SHE FARTED! IT WAS VERY LOUD, AND THE STINCH SMELLED LIKE AN OLD BATCH OF COLLARD GREENS. SINCE THEN MY GOTEE HAS SMELLED LIKE HER ASS, I HAVE TAKEN MANY SHOWERS, I'VE ALSO TRYED SCRUBBING MY CHIN AND FACE WITH AJAX,AND BLEACH WITH NO LUCK. WHAT SHOULD I DO? SHOULD I DUMP HER?
 
First and foremost, revolting, second if the stench is lingering it wasn't a fart she shit on you and third and most important, return her to the kennel where she belongs.
Wiggimus
 
Damn dude, you got tears rolling down my face..

It took me a minute to get up off the floor to even type.

sorry LMFAO
 
Damn, My stomach is killing me that is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Now for real though it sounds like get even time to me, just return the favor.
 
Listen Up

She obviously made a mistake, come on, she didn't mean to do it did she?

God damn, you are lying anyway. Well about the stench being caught in your goatee and scrubbing it with AJAX etc, man, that's hilerious.
 
:FRlol: :FRlol: :FRlol: LMFAO :lmao: :lmao:

Ohhh boy! If she was a smart cookie, then she would have jumped offa u when she felt it cummin'! I would NEVER do that to my man, how dreadful!!!
 
TheSalami said:
what if i wanted you to fart in my face azia?
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Then u got some sick issues bro................tough luck, find a disgusting whore to play with maaaaaaan.:sick:
 
Hey Salami

I know this might be slightly off the subject and taking this one step further but in Virginia they have what's called "Shit on a bitch night" at a redneck bar a buddy of mine goes to. You pay like 10 bucks and get to do exactly that: shit on some chick. Sounds like you might like something like that, lol.:D How degrading that must be, having someone shit on you, lol, nasty.
 
Tell your woman to stop eating all of those Collard Greens. Maybe she can start eating something that you like the smell of, maybe Kimchi?:fro:
 
Re: Hey Salami

NJFitGuy said:
I know this might be slightly off the subject and taking this one step further but in Virginia they have what's called "Shit on a bitch night" at a redneck bar a buddy of mine goes to. You pay like 10 bucks and get to do exactly that: shit on some chick. Sounds like you might like something like that, lol.:D How degrading that must be, having someone shit on you, lol, nasty.
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dont be so fucking judgemental. my mom works in a place like that!! its an honest living!!
 
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TheSalami said:


dont be so fucking judgemental. my mom works in a place like that!! its an honest living!!
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Tell me where it's at and the next time I'm in town I'll chow down on Mexican food and corn then go visit her.:D Or better yet, ask her what her favorite is, lol.
 
Its my understanding that only a man can generate sufficient anal flatulatory stench to create the scenario as you explained it......are you sure you're telling us everything? I think she's a man baby.

Oh, and 1 more thing....:sick:
 
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Originally posted by NJFitGuy
I know this might be slightly off the subject and taking this one step further but in Virginia they have what's called "Shit on a bitch night" at a redneck bar a buddy of mine goes to. You pay like 10 bucks and get to do exactly that: shit on some chick. Sounds like you might like something like that, lol. How degrading that must be, having someone shit on you, lol, nasty.
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Hmmm, I can't believe Winny Fan missed this place:eek2:

WF, Given your obsession with this, I think
you should run right down there and check it
out and get back to us with a trip report;)

Uhh...no pictures though O.K???:sick:
 
:D Thats bloody funny. I remember my mate once tried to wake his girlfriend up by farting on her face but accidently followed through and a lump of shit landed on her face, hahahaha. She didnt say much, just went and cleaned up,:FRlol: :FRlol:
 
the smell is gone, its just in your head, shave it off though if it bothers you, either fart in her face repeadtly or get rid of that
 
NOW IS THIS THE SAME GIRL YOU FISTED?
IF NOT YOU HAVE THE MOST JACKED UP SEX LIFE EVER.
IF IT WAS HOW DID SHE FART FROM A RIM JOB AND NOT WHEN YOU SHOVED YOUR WHOLE HAND UP THERE AND APPLUADED HER.
I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU GET LAID BRO YOUR PROBABLY SOME LITTLE SIXTH GRADER WHO THINKS THIS SHIT IS FUNNYTO POST LITTLE FAR FETCHED COCK WEED.
 
Stay the fuck away from that chicks ass bra! You were asking for it with that perverted shit.

My idea of foreplay is to tell a bitch, "oh quit yer damn whining, this will only take a minute!" and I never have chicks shitting on my head.
 
YOU'ER LUCKY SHE DIDN'T FART IN YOUR MOUTH, THAT WOULD'VE BEEN SOME SICKER SHIT. YOU NEED TO PLUG THAT BUTT. HAHAHA. I CAN'T TYPE THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY!! :FRlol: :FRlol:
 
Oh quit your bitching. It could have been worse.

What if she turned to you and said "only 68 more to go!"

FARTTTT...."67!"

FARTTT..."66!"

Good thing it was just a fart and not one of those times when you fart so hard you actually break the seal and poo yourself. A controlled dump. Like those times when you just get your underwear down in time to sit on the toilet seat as it rushes out of your ass and makes a giant "ploop" sound.
 
gotmilk said:
Like those times when you just get your underwear down in time to sit on the toilet seat as it rushes out of your ass and makes a giant "ploop" sound.
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Ahhh! very descriptive....you get an 'A' for effort.
 
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