Headline: Lindsay Lohan Arrested for DUI. *BUT* the headline should mention the COCAINE they found on her person.

[slat1]

If I had lived in Santa Monica I'd definetly been rolling in that circle... coke in your pocket when you get arrested awesome.


Honestly, I don't know how I didn't get caught....

The last time I went out I got sloppy drunk.
People were giving me all sorts of pills and god only knows what else I did.
I do know this.
I was TAKING beers from the bar and drinking them. When I was done I was throwing them against the brick wall in the bar.
I guess after the fourth one my buddy grabbed me and told me too knock it off.
How I did not get arrested or get my ass kicked I will never know!

 

[Dial_tone]

what does the bracelet do?

 

[Freddie de Lux]

The entire story with Lindsay is really sad. I have a Promises Malibu t-shirt. My most treasured gift from this summer.

 

[jh1]

what does the bracelet do?

Measures alcohol secretions in your sweat.

 

[Cutiebaby]

lol, I just saw that today on the news..How stupid can one be...
Yeah they are claiming that the coke was in her pocket so now she is def going to be charged in possesion because it was on her unlike before.

 

[gotmilk]

carrying coke into a police station is really stupid. Lindsey obviously has never watched COPS, where every dumbass tried to dump their coke

 

[PICK3]

I'd hit that shit so hard I'd knock the freakles off of her.

Then I'd give her some cash for some blow and send her on her way.

 

[Razorguns]

she's got money.

she'll get a damn good lawyer and plea bargain out. maybe she'll do some silly 2-3 week jail stint in a nice comfy jail cell just to make the sheriff look good.

she'll continue her partying ways - just ensure someone drives for her now.

i don't know if the 'relapse defense' will work. lotsa people try that approach and are in prison right now. then again, they;re also poor.

 

[perkele]

SHE made the choice to wear the ankle bracelet - it was not court mandated. Nobody knew who was doing the "policing" of the anklet. She could have just had it on for show only.

Both her and Britney make me sad. It is really tragic that two beautiful, (slightly) talented girls can be such train wreaks. Where the hell are the parents?

Lohan slightly, but Britney has absolutely no talent at all.