He talked about his poop

[Oceano]

I went out with this hot guy twice in the last week and he's super cool, super sexy and a real sweetheart. He has a lot going on for him,
But last night, we were talking on the phone and he told me had diarrhea during the day.
I mean sure, I am a Naturopath and hear all kinds of stuff that NEVER grosses me out and I assume he wanted tips on how to stop it, but really, I am trying to get really into him and now, I am so turned off, I cancelled a date for tonight.

Discuss

that was a sh*tty thing to say (get it?)

 

[C0LUMB0]

 

[blueta2]

cute pic!

Guy is history and not because of his poop reveal! He is a paranoid liar. He told me he met my friend on a single site and he was adamant about it. My friend was pissed and said he was trying to cause trouble. He saw this friend post on my FB (she is a super close friend) and he saw her post and said "Hey I know her and met her on a single site"
In any case, I finally got it out of him that it was the wrong person after he was sure for days and calling my friend a liar.
Also, he sent me this long email (ike 10 pages) explaining why he blocked me on FB for not taking his call. Drama King, attention seeker and anyone who does shit to get me to react makes me RUN!
All of this drama after only knowing him 2 weeks.

I've ignored every msg he's sent me since last week.
I decided I am happy single. I'm having the best summer ever with friends and work.

 

[nimbus]

And to add, I didn't "date" him, I told him I was still trying to work issues from the last relationship I got out of and that we can hang as friends (no sex), we only hung 3 times. Glad I got to see this side of him before wasting more time

>>tells him she can only hang as a friend
>>freaks out because he shares something friends tell eachother
>>can't understand why it's so hard to "date" while "not dating"
>>doesn't even give him advice on how to fix his diarrhea

 

[Lumberg]

I never fart near him or anyone else for that matter.

Except when you're asleep.

 

[Lumberg]

And to add, I didn't "date" him, I told him I was still trying to work issues from the last relationship I got out of and that we can hang as friends (no sex), we only hung 3 times.

So to recap:
1) bluta friendzoned the guy right off the bat
2) she has a habit of giving her dates diarrhea
3) she got pissed when dude mentioned having the runs

the only part I'll give her is the immature reaction to not picking up during an Al-Anon meeting. The rest is all her.

I almost forgot there were people like her in the world.

 

[nefertiti]

>>tells him she can only hang as a friend
>>freaks out because he shares something friends tell eachother
>>can't understand why it's so hard to "date" while "not dating"
>>doesn't even give him advice on how to fix his diarrhea

Really, that's the worst part.

I don't see a big deal. I keep all my less than lady like bodily functions private, but it doesn't bother me if a guy mentions it. In fact the guy I'm dating implied that an emergency return home bathroom visit was needed while we were running morning errands. We'd had some aggressive mexican the night before. I just teased him about it.

However, the rest is definitely a viable reason to cut the guy off. Nothing will get me to ignore a guy quicker when I get an "are you ignoring me?" text when it's been less than 24 hours of the original message.

 

[WoodyO]

All these ladies in here pretending like they've never queefed.

 

[nefertiti]

All these ladies in here pretending like they've never queefed.

That's entirely different and at times unavoidable haha. You can only laugh about that.

 

[billfred]

Really, that's the worst part.

I don't see a big deal. I keep all my less than lady like bodily functions private, but it doesn't bother me if a guy mentions it. In fact the guy I'm dating implied that an emergency return home bathroom visit was needed while we were running morning errands. We'd had some aggressive mexican the night before. I just teased him about it.

However, the rest is definitely a viable reason to cut the guy off. Nothing will get me to ignore a guy quicker when I get an "are you ignoring me?" text when it's been less than 24 hours of the original message.

oh.. that is why you never responded to my "are you ignoring me" note.