Guess what I bought?

[AAP]

Ok bros and hos (and sluts),

I lost my mind and got myself one of these :

http://www.trikketampastore.com/


Anyone ever tried them? Tell you know these bitches are hard. Punk ass muthas making look so easy. You can't go long or your ass is dead tired from it. Someone riding it looks like they are just swaying side to side but the true movement more closely resembles a stairclimber.

Later bitches... got to go out here and add myself some streamers to the handdabars!

 

[the_clockwork]

lolololololololo pwned by an infomercial

 

[PICK3]

Yeah ... that's not toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[jnevin]

LOL @ the visual of a jacked ain't geigh dood rolling up on you with his infomercial scooter.

 

[heatherrae]

LOL...actually, I've never seen these on infomercials. It looks pretty funny though. I now know that you really are gay AAP. In the back of my mind I was still holding out hope that was just a phase you were going through. ;-)

 

[medical]

I've actually tried one (they had several demos at a local road race) and it actually is a good workout. The problem is having the room to ride it (they don't go in a straight line so you need about a 10' wide lane) and they are just like roller blades in that you need a fairly smooth surface.

 

[AAP]

I aint' never seen dat ol commercial.

Actually, I see them all the time down on A1A at the beach. I have had fun with it since I got it.

You see you bitch ass smog city dwelling motherfuckers who don't see decent weather but three days out of the year (two if you are in England) are just jealous.

I am gonna run down to Target and buy me a waterbottle holder to put on it.

And tomorrow, I am gonna build a ramp to jump.

 

[rnch]

I aint' never seen dat ol commercial.

Actually, I see them all the time down on A1A at the beach. I have had fun with it since I got it.

You see you bitch ass smog city dwelling motherfuckers who don't see decent weather but three days out of the year (two if you are in England) are just jealous.

I am gonna run down to Target and buy me a waterbottle holder to put on it.

And tomorrow, I am gonna build a ramp to jump.

gonna ride it wearing the (in)famous AAP speedo?

 

[FISHTALES]

Ok bros and hos (and sluts),

I lost my mind and got myself one of these :

http://www.trikketampastore.com/


Anyone ever tried them? Tell you know these bitches are hard. Punk ass muthas making look so easy. You can't go long or your ass is dead tired from it. Someone riding it looks like they are just swaying side to side but the true movement more closely resembles a stairclimber.

Later bitches... got to go out here and add myself some streamers to the handdabars!

i remember seeing those on the commercial a year or so ago, looked kinda cool...

 

[medical]

They also go through about $40 in tires a month if you ride it 20 miles a week.