Go ahead, beat me up. I need it...

[PimpnAintEasy]

I used to smoke too. Then I took up gay sex. Worked for me. Try it!

Gay1010, everyone knows that taking up Gay sex to quit smoking only works for those who smoke as a result of an oral fixation... Most guys taking your advice are going to wake up the next morning to find they still want to smoke, except now, their ass hurts. If you decide one day to give up Gay Sex using Methyl Mike's methodology, please do not provide details.

 

[braidy]

i smoked for 19yrs and gave up in 5weeks by using
zyban. those babies are excellent give them a go you wont be dissapointed.

 

[john937]

i'm going to quit tomorrow....

Zen has advice: Don't listen to what a man says, watch what he does.
You say you're going to quit tomorrow.
I don't believe it. So much intellectual bullshit headtripping.
If you wanted to quit, you'd quit NOW!
If you really want to quit, SHOW US by actions:
I challenge you to go throw away any remaining cigarets in the house NOW. Right this minute.
Crumple them up, run water over them under the tap,
and throw them in the garbage where they belong.
Then I'll take you seriously.

 

[BloodyMule]

Reply John 397

Thats what I wanted to hear in this post...
Get nasty. Call me a shit head. Tell me how unhealthy I am, and how much i'm killing myself....

ALL remaining cigs in my pack are now broken, one by one, and thrown away...... I need some xenadrine... i'll be back

 

[john937]

Good. Glad to hear it. You've got my attention.
I wanted you to get them wet because I've been known to
go thru the garbage and retrieve a broken cig...
When the craving hits you'll do anything to get a butt.
Getting 'em wet really destroys em...but whatever.

Now. what are you going to do when the cravings start ?
And you know they will.
Have you got Nicoderm CQ or the chewing gum?
Make a plan for all the things you're going to do when you get crazy: Run, go to the gym, bike, masterbate, clean out your closets, do the laundry get the cig smell off the clothes... make a list. When the cravings start is too late.

Tomorrow will be the worst. Plan for it.
Make reporting here a part of your program to stick it out.
Since you accepted my first challenge, maybe that works for you.
I challenge you to report back here every day with your progress.
I want to hear you tell us all how you're going to succeed,
so that failure is way to much embarrasement to allow happen.
While you're at it, I challenge you to call a non-smoking friend and tell them you quit. (past tense) - again, make failure an embarrassment)
Make plans to hang out with someone who won't allow you to smoke while you're around them.

 

[solidspine]

Switch to Copenhagen for a few months, stay out of bars, and then wean of the snuff and go cold turkey.

Or simply tear off the filters, thats wear the real problem lie, not in the tobbaco.

 

[lunatic calm]

Now, I want you guy's to beat me up bad on this (with advise). Make me feel like shit for it, and i'm going to quit tomorrow....
Common, give me your best......

YOU SUCK! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING. ONLY A PATHETIC, LONELY, PILE OF PUKE WOULD TAKE UP SMOKING. YOU'RE WEAK. YOU LACK SELF CONTROL. IS THIS HOW YOU WANT TO BE REMEMBERED? AS A CHIMNEY. A DIRTY, SMELLY, CANCER-INFESTED CHIMNEY? SNAP OUT OF IT! BE A FUCKIN MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE. DO SOMETHING YOU CAN LOOK BACK ON AND BE PROUD OF. HOW CAN YOU LET SOMETHING CONTROL YOU LIKE THIS? WHO'S IN CONTROL?

I call this tough love.

 

[binö]

fucking trashy smoke bellowing loser!

 

[mus1cjunk1e]

Holy thread resurrection Batman!

 

[Jon79]

Here's the deal. I'm an active athlete. I play in a basketball league yr round. I have done kickboxing for 2 1/2 yrs now (hence the name). I also work out 3 day's a week.

Here is my problem. I smoke cigs. I hate myself for it. I've been smoking for 6 years. Started young, and don't know why. I can't beat it. Ive quit for weeks at a time and then right back to it. I suck. I want to quite more than anything. It's my mission this summer.

Now, I want you guy's to beat me up bad on this (with advise). Make me feel like shit for it, and i'm going to quit tomorrow....

Common, give me your best......

First of all pick you head up and stop saying you fucking suck! You do that and you will be smoking till you die. Just stand up stick you fucking chest out and decide to quit.

Stop fucking hating yourself for it and fucking change it!!!