give me one reason I should like you

[vixenbabe]

I'm in the 1%...So, I really need not respond, right?!

 

[from zero]

I'm in the 1%...So, I really need not respond, right?!

I like your arblivter.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I got it! This is pretty strange. My first roomate after moving away from home for my first time had double YY chromosomes, owned over 200 knives, and was very muching into being tied up, beaten and tortured by women, and would regularly bring his lady friends over. We are still friends I chat with him about once a week long distance.

Your "friend" doesn't fool me one bit. Occasionally picking up the phone and talking to yourself loudly, trying not to hear the incessant beeping of the phone off the hook does not constitute friends.
You genetic makeup, no matter how flawed, still is nothing in the grand scheme of things.

I hope one day while you are standing at an ATM, hoping that you have enough money in the bank to cover this withdrawl so that you can get liquored up to hide the embarrassing fact that you are lonely and need to be hugged, a skinny homeless man stabs you in the right kidney and takes your credit cards, leaving you to later die in an infected pool of your own urea.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I'm in the 1%...So, I really need not respond, right?!

I have no beef with you.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

MS, hmmm, unlikely scenario. I don't drink, and don't own any credit cards. You'll need to come up with new scienario. Try to be a little more creative this time. You can do better than that. You're losing your touch.

 

[Backlash]

I assume you're fairly ambivalent towards me. However, the hot underage girls in my avatar should be a plus.

 

[gonelifting]

Quite frankly, I`m a little scared.

 

[MarthaStewart]

I assume you're fairly ambivalent towards me. However, the hot underage girls in my avatar should be a plus.

I would do the most horrific things to those girls. All of them involving my terribly small penis, flaccidly being pressed against the backs of their heads while they lay face down on a cheap motel bed, vegetables filling their gaping orifices.

If I ever came in contact with you, I would do the exact same thing, but at the end I would sear your eyes out with a red hot poker and sing camp songs as the stench of burning skin wafts out of each socket.

 

[Bullit]

C'mon people... how can you not agree that MS = SG?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Quite frankly, I`m a little scared.

Right, MS comes up with some sick shit, very quickly. Quite disturbing. I don't know if I actually WANT him to like me. One may be safer as his enemy.