girl problems (swv style)

[Gambino]

after two years of sifting threw dumpster hoz, i thought i finally found the right one.
a smile to die for, a hourglass figure, long silky blond hair, a sweet aroma.
when she laughs she tilts her head back and it is soo cute.
and she loves to cuddle, we spent all day last week cuddling and giggling like school kids.
her personality is so right on, we agree on just about everything, from politics
to the proper form for heavy smith benching.
i was asail on the love boat, drifting off into the sunset...but it's all come to a screeching halt. we've went out on three dates and she still hasn't tossed my salad. the last date we had i tried forcing her head down there,
just to give her a little signal, and she got all pissy and left.
i haven't seen her since.
what gives, is it me?
is their something wrong with me?
discuss.

 

[Wulfgar]

god if I had a nickel for every time that happened to me....

 

[string_bean00]

I think this is a repost of a previous thread bor

 

[string_bean00]

but I did lol@heavy smith benching form

 

[needtogetaas]

what a bitch.have you tride getting her drunk.

 

[PBR]

what kind of restaurant were you guys at??...perhaps it was the origin of food...

 

[AAP]

perhaps your salad was untossable.

 

[mustang_00]

maybe she's tossing someone else's salad...

 

[Spanky11]

maybe it was the combination of heavy smith squatting and then salad tossing that got to her

 

[SoKlueles]

Have you tossed her salad yet? maybe she thinks you should be the first salad tosser
I believe gambiny, that you deserve only the best

 

[pintoca]

I blame it on the head-pushing, that goes against salad-tossing ettiquete.

should have simply sat on her face

 

[SoKlueles]

oh yes, is it hot in michigan?

 

[stilleto]

i think whats wrong is obvious.

its the smith machine dude.

 

[Y_lifter]

I second the get her drunk suggestion..

Maybe her reservation is due to your chronic swamp ass

 

[Gambino]

I think this is a repost of a previous thread bor

lol
yep, my material is getting played

 

[nugget]

what kind of restaurant were you guys at??...perhaps it was the origin of food...

She might have had a bad previous experience with a flavor that related to some food you ate that might make your stuff taste funny. Maybe she's a swallower adn couldn't stomach the broccoli you just ate.

 

[theoak01]

its because you didnt ram your thumb in her ass dude,next time give her the plunger action

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

She knows youre a gaylord orb.

 

[boxerjake]

" Tried forcing her head down there " LOL

Ya i remember doing that in grade 7 .....

 

[bran987]

" Tried forcing her head down there " LOL

Ya i remember doing that in grade 7 .....

wow you got your salad tossed in 7th grade? boy the number your parents must've done on yoU! you aren't supposed to be that perverted until... years later.

 

[Sub-Zero]

i thought this was a serious thread.

damn man