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Uggghhhh...
Remember that other thread about the gaming world sucking?
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ewhat-sad-state-gaming-these-days-780833.html
They must have reviewed this game before writing it.
First off.... I am NOT a fan of a game that has you running back and forth between the same places over and over again for nonsense. Go to the lifeguard tower to fetch water, go to the lighthouse to give it to Janice, Janice isn't there, go back to the lifeguard tower to find out where she went, the bitch is lost, go to the lighthouse to get a fucking key to go find her... fuck Janice.
It is for multiplayer. Attention Teenage Dweebs who sit behind "cool" names like that MilfPounderB4I8R or the likes.. teeheeing because your vintage model Midwest parents can't decode it and program it into Netnanny or the such. If you ask me to join your game for the zillionth time and I reject offer... take a hint. I know you just want a bad ass zombie slayer like myself on there so you can rack up the achievements and such... but no can do. Just because a female zombie is wearing a bikini and you kill her by repeatedly stomping on her tits, it isn't funny the 1000th time you do it. So stop hooting and carrying on.
Side quests are endless. God damn. Fuck these side quests.
Originality is dead. This game is nothing more than a Dead Rising clone. Instead of being in a mall of zombies, you are on a beach resort with zombies. You pick up random items for weapons and whale away at them. Unlike Dead Rising, the zombies here are fewer and the objects you can pummel them with are less and boring.
Verdict? I am going back to Gamestop to steal something to justify the $59 I spent there.
Remember that other thread about the gaming world sucking?
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ewhat-sad-state-gaming-these-days-780833.html
They must have reviewed this game before writing it.
First off.... I am NOT a fan of a game that has you running back and forth between the same places over and over again for nonsense. Go to the lifeguard tower to fetch water, go to the lighthouse to give it to Janice, Janice isn't there, go back to the lifeguard tower to find out where she went, the bitch is lost, go to the lighthouse to get a fucking key to go find her... fuck Janice.
It is for multiplayer. Attention Teenage Dweebs who sit behind "cool" names like that MilfPounderB4I8R or the likes.. teeheeing because your vintage model Midwest parents can't decode it and program it into Netnanny or the such. If you ask me to join your game for the zillionth time and I reject offer... take a hint. I know you just want a bad ass zombie slayer like myself on there so you can rack up the achievements and such... but no can do. Just because a female zombie is wearing a bikini and you kill her by repeatedly stomping on her tits, it isn't funny the 1000th time you do it. So stop hooting and carrying on.
Side quests are endless. God damn. Fuck these side quests.
Originality is dead. This game is nothing more than a Dead Rising clone. Instead of being in a mall of zombies, you are on a beach resort with zombies. You pick up random items for weapons and whale away at them. Unlike Dead Rising, the zombies here are fewer and the objects you can pummel them with are less and boring.
Verdict? I am going back to Gamestop to steal something to justify the $59 I spent there.
