Funny gym stories!!

[casavant]

Peyote Killa

That happened to a guy I know a couple of years ago, although not to that extent. He ripped it pretty bad on his seventh rep with 475, and hasn't had the desire to go heavy or be big since.

 

[Peyote Killa]

Yeah it was nasty, he hasn't been back since that incident.

 

[Newbie2building]

I was working out and this huge guy thats always there was strutting around as usual making sure everyone was looking at him. he was even wearing cologne---and way too much. he would "accidentally" walk too close to me and my friend giving us a nauseating whif of his cologne. he was gauking in the mirror looking at himself and who was looking at him. then he bent down to pick up some large free weights and just as he did, there was this moment of silence, like the music stopped and everything was quiet just for an instance--you know how that happens? well just then, he picked up the weights at let out the biggest fart ever. you could hear it all through the gym i swear. you had to be there--it was hysterical. sad, but hysterical

 

[naturally anabolic]

We had this lady come into the gym for about two weeks and she was a moaner. Whenever she did any lifting or even sit ups she would start to moan. If you just heard the noise you would swear that she was envolved in another form of physical exertion.


Plus she was very good looking, so it was a major distraction.

haha do we go to the same gym?!

the same thing happened cept she still goes to the gym and all the little thug guys try to "mack it to her" and she could prolly lift more then them... shes pretty cool, we treat her like one of the guys cause she told us to but damn, try spotting the girl when shes benching and moaning...

 

[satanic goatslayer]

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=22353&highlight=testing+gym