Funny gym stories!!

[starfish]

So what's something crazy that has happenned to you in the gym????

When I first started lifting and learning, I was in the gym doing deadlifts..I turned around and was face to face with the BIGGEST man I had ever seen. We were only face to face because he was sitting on a bench right behind me.

He was huge!! As usual, starfish is like blah, blah, blah, blah..
and I kept lifting along with him.. I was wondering why all the other guys were completely across the gym and not working out near us.


Turns out, I was lifting along with Ronnie Coleman and didn't even know it. LOL!! I'm a dork

 

[casavant]

I like to fart in front of the big fan by the dumbbell rack after eating chicken and rice all day.

 

[starfish]

So that was you, huh!!

 

[casavant]

Yeah- did you see Ronnie run over and sniff my crotch like a dog? I trained him to do that. J/K

Seeing that guy in person would make me want to go home and cry.

 

[starfish]

He was freaking gigantic.. He is like a walking wall. to be honest,it didn't look like he fit the machines because he was so big.

I kept wondering how he bought pants

 

[casavant]

He was freaking gigantic.. He is like a walking wall. to be honest,it didn't look like he fit the machines because he was so big.

I kept wondering how he bought pants

Holding that much muscle has got to be a pain in the ass sometimes. All those drugs, all the food. Trying to find clothes that fit right and actually look half way decent. Oh, and the getting laid part- you would freak most good looking girls out, or they would view you very asexually.

 

[Peyote Killa]

the funniest thing that ever happened while I was in the gym was when I was working at 24hour fitness.
Me and one other trainer where helping this roid junky with his bench press. He had an ungodly amount of weight on the bar, it was so much that we had to be on the sides of the bar to spot him.
Anyways, he lifted it once, then on the second lift the bar just started to drop, and we caught it, and racked it for him. This guy was in tears and screaming bloody murder. He was yelling that his chest was on fire. We tore his shirt off, and this was the wierdest thing I have ever seen in my life. All his tendons that connect his chest to his sternum ripped and his right side chest was balled up on his humerus. It was kinda cool, seeing how it happened and seeing the muscle coil the way it did.
I guess when I think about it, it really isn't funny, but rather neat to see the anotomy do what it is supposed to.

 

[starfish]

Casavant,

I agree. To be honest, he did not look comfortable or something..
He was just HUGE!!

But I honestly had no idea who he was. Someone told me his name as I was leaving and I had to look it up on the internet when I got home.

 

[starfish]

the funniest thing that ever happened while I was in the gym was when I was working at 24hour fitness.
Me and one other trainer where helping this roid junky with his bench press. He had an ungodly amount of weight on the bar, it was so much that we had to be on the sides of the bar to spot him.
Anyways, he lifted it once, then on the second lift the bar just started to drop, and we caught it, and racked it for him. This guy was in tears and screaming bloody murder. He was yelling that his chest was on fire. We tore his shirt off, and this was the wierdest thing I have ever seen in my life. All his tendons that connect his chest to his sternum ripped and his right side chest was balled up on his humerus. It was kinda cool, seeing how it happened and seeing the muscle coil the way it did.
I guess when I think about it, it really isn't funny, but rather neat to see the anotomy do what it is supposed to.

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[big4life]

We had this lady come into the gym for about two weeks and she was a moaner. Whenever she did any lifting or even sit ups she would start to moan. If you just heard the noise you would swear that she was envolved in another form of physical exertion.


Plus she was very good looking, so it was a major distraction.

 

[casavant]

Peyote Killa

That happened to a guy I know a couple of years ago, although not to that extent. He ripped it pretty bad on his seventh rep with 475, and hasn't had the desire to go heavy or be big since.

 

[Peyote Killa]

Yeah it was nasty, he hasn't been back since that incident.

 

[Newbie2building]

I was working out and this huge guy thats always there was strutting around as usual making sure everyone was looking at him. he was even wearing cologne---and way too much. he would "accidentally" walk too close to me and my friend giving us a nauseating whif of his cologne. he was gauking in the mirror looking at himself and who was looking at him. then he bent down to pick up some large free weights and just as he did, there was this moment of silence, like the music stopped and everything was quiet just for an instance--you know how that happens? well just then, he picked up the weights at let out the biggest fart ever. you could hear it all through the gym i swear. you had to be there--it was hysterical. sad, but hysterical

 

[naturally anabolic]

We had this lady come into the gym for about two weeks and she was a moaner. Whenever she did any lifting or even sit ups she would start to moan. If you just heard the noise you would swear that she was envolved in another form of physical exertion.


Plus she was very good looking, so it was a major distraction.

haha do we go to the same gym?!

the same thing happened cept she still goes to the gym and all the little thug guys try to "mack it to her" and she could prolly lift more then them... shes pretty cool, we treat her like one of the guys cause she told us to but damn, try spotting the girl when shes benching and moaning...

 

[satanic goatslayer]

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