Funniest shit I've heard in a long time.

[Mike Oxbig]

i first heard that song this year on spring break in acapulco. we were sitting by the pool all fucked up and the DJ put that song on. F'ing hilarious.
"I was gonna make love to you, but then i got high"
"I was gonna eat your pussy too, but then i got high"
"now i'm jackin' off, and i know why"
"Because i got high"
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

i couldnt believe it when i heard it this morning

 

[I'D RATHER BE DEADLIFTING]

LMAO! I heard that tonight.