Funeral home peeps (4everhung, I think...)

[Spartacus]

jan/feb tend to be busier
many "hang on" through christmas and then cash in in the cold months

 

[binö]

jan/feb tend to be busier
many "hang on" through christmas and then cash in in the cold months

have you ever pissed customers off somehow where they threaten not to give you anymore business? does that happen in your line of work?

 

[rnch]

have you ever pissed customers off somehow where they threaten not to give you anymore business? does that happen in your line of work?

nahhhh.....peeps are dying to get in there

 

[Raptorex]

this is a fucked up morbid thread...

kthxdienow

 

[Spartacus]

i think you need to consider if peeps like his bizz or not.
think about it, you fuck up one funeral no one in that family will ever go back to sparta's bizziness again...so maybe slow periods could be explained by people using other funeral homes for whatever reason

there's 2 funeral homes in our town
the other has been here for 30+ years
back in 1994 our first full year with a one year old funeral home(we basically bought a new place) we did about 20% of the business
now in 2007, our best year, we have about 80% of the business
also too forensic sciences refers all of their cases to our place for embalming and shipping because we're the best in the area(out of a dozen or so funeral homes)
Alos too we have the local airforce base contract and handle all their deaths

I mostly do the bookkeeping and accounting now and make appearances at funerals
every other weekend I'm on call for embalming so I still embalm around 4 a month

 

[Raptorex]

Spam Alert!

 

[gotmilk]

nah, when business is slow, he whacks someone

 

[Spartacus]

nah, when business is slow, he whacks someone

wait until it rains and then knock down stop signs at intersections

 

[LuluDeren]

<<< Singing to West Side Story

I'd rather be a RICH man, yada yada yada yada yada Yada yada bum, cha cha cha I donn't know the words, pum pum pum pum bota bota bum, rather be a wealthy man! BUM!!

Yeah, you dunna know de musical either.

Fiddler on the Roof. Good god, have you never been to dinner theatre?

 

[gotmilk]

wait until it rains and then knock down stop signs at intersections

they usually hit the snowbanks during the winter months. You see white buick cars with dead old peeps