Discovered recently:
BULLET ANT: If these guys show up at your picnic, throw the food one way and run the other way, because they will FUCK YOU UP!! Known as a "cow" ant in Georgia and Alabama, you are probably thinking, "it's just an ant". True, but these ants are huge! Growing to an average one inch long, they emit a high pitched shrill warning sound when attacking and they have the most ass-whipping sting in the insect kingdom. They deprive their cool ass name Bullet Ant from the fact that victims compare their stinging bite to a gunshot wound. (You would think that someone who'd been shot before would try to avoid enormous ass shrieking ants. But I guess not.)
AFRICANIZED HONEY BEES: These bees are nasty and hateful. (Well you probably would be too if you had to share your wife with 25,000 other dudes). Their sting is not all that bad, but these little bitches are crazy! They are far "meaner" than other bees and can be pissed off and frenzied by movement up to 75 feet away. Once aggravated, it has been documented to take up to a week for them to calm down. Most attacks are the result of some minor incident that happened a few days before the unlucky victim even stumbled along. They have killed thousands of people by swarming and stinging them thousands of times since being introduced to Brazil some 40 years ago. Even a small number stings are painful and cause sever pain, heart palpitations, vomiting, edema, erythema and lymphangitis. (I don't even know what those last three are, so you know they have got to hurt.)
BULLET ANT: If these guys show up at your picnic, throw the food one way and run the other way, because they will FUCK YOU UP!! Known as a "cow" ant in Georgia and Alabama, you are probably thinking, "it's just an ant". True, but these ants are huge! Growing to an average one inch long, they emit a high pitched shrill warning sound when attacking and they have the most ass-whipping sting in the insect kingdom. They deprive their cool ass name Bullet Ant from the fact that victims compare their stinging bite to a gunshot wound. (You would think that someone who'd been shot before would try to avoid enormous ass shrieking ants. But I guess not.)
AFRICANIZED HONEY BEES: These bees are nasty and hateful. (Well you probably would be too if you had to share your wife with 25,000 other dudes). Their sting is not all that bad, but these little bitches are crazy! They are far "meaner" than other bees and can be pissed off and frenzied by movement up to 75 feet away. Once aggravated, it has been documented to take up to a week for them to calm down. Most attacks are the result of some minor incident that happened a few days before the unlucky victim even stumbled along. They have killed thousands of people by swarming and stinging them thousands of times since being introduced to Brazil some 40 years ago. Even a small number stings are painful and cause sever pain, heart palpitations, vomiting, edema, erythema and lymphangitis. (I don't even know what those last three are, so you know they have got to hurt.)