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Freestyle Battle, bring it Faggots

Hop in my Chrysler
It's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail!

I got me a car,
It seats about twenty
so Hurry Up!
and bring your juke box money!

The Love Shack is a little ole place where
We can get together!

Love Shack Baby!!

:magilicut
 
Wise up
Open ur eyes up
u drop
i step on ur body and rise up
u don't size up
to my dimensions
break the laws of gravity
hold ur ass up in suspension
lock you up for 2 hours in silence as if you were detention
and watch you behold
as i obliterate your soul
live for the untold
respect the bold
pay homage to old
ancient scriptures they told it like it was
fuck the superficial shit, on open wounds they
threw salt, they were blamed and torn apart,
by the people who didn't understand, who didn't comprehend the plan,
wasn't to cause suffering but encourage health.
it wasn't to cause harm but instead to spread the wealth
out to the people in need, in every
ghetto there lies a that untouchable seed
who sees through mist and is capable of taking the lead
iron bars and dogs, the uncontrollable cause,
leads men to stray , the black sheep portrayed.
Dominance. His prominence.
The chromosphere of the sun,
can't match the heat, of the one who begun. From an atomic form,
He was finally shown, lived off grains and corn, torn the swarm,
nonbelievers be forewarned , sharper than a unicorn, the dna clones
with illegitamite bones
that'll crack and break, it was a mistake, for you to ever partake in a session with tha Cake.
 
y'all punk ass bitches are gettin funky like Old Spice
but i can cook up rhymes faster than Minute Rice
throwing out words like you got a thesaurus
but we know you can't be hard when you drive an 89 Taurus
so don't bore us with that played out diction
I'm about to get medevil on your ass like Pulp Fiction
i know you can't hear it, but check the inflection
i got game like i read the directions
all these damn threads talkin about love and affection
with dudes that down roids and need help with erections
and the attention whores.. i don't wanna name names
but the number three-sixteen is fuckin driving me insane
mods censoring shit like their names were Masterlock
wonder if this'll go down too if i tell em to suck a beluga cock
everyone sitting on here claiming to be the damn man
but in reality the only action their getting is the palm of their hand
so im about to wrap this shit up like a roll of saran
with a peace, a tee-hee, and a j-dam is the man
 
Ethiopians don't swim they wade
Emaciated, looking like May1010 with AIDS
I just sit back and laugh
On the porch huffing gas
Cracking a jug of shine
Eat your rotting carcass like swine
Run to the store
Grab a carton of cigarettes for the filthy cunt
Slice her in half with the verbal scimitar
3 feet tall like a fucking runt
Stomp her face into the soil
Give myself an ego blowjob
Pour out a forty of motor oil
Didn't believe the notions
Of dead hookers floating in the ocean
Beat up looking sluts using
Fucking brillo pads to scrub on their face lotion
Don't mind me as I kick your intestines
Through your back and into the wall
With the posters of Menudo hanging off center
Don't turn around as you enter
The lair of the termite sprayer
Kicking your fat body around like the Mayor
McCheese, the oily leader of McDonalds
Stab Grimace in the gut, step back and kick the shit out of Ronald
Eating the fry guy's brains with McChicken sauce
Giving the Hamburglers innards a toss
Raping Birdie in the treehouse
Smoking PCP with a dead mouse
Three dollars and fifty cents please
Here's four bucks and an incurable disease
Thank me later
As I remove your stomach with a dull razor
 
BWAAAAAAAA, excellent shit in here.




You cats are suprising
Like Marley I'm uprising
I'll drop you like a bomb
Energetic like Reliant
Take it to your throat
Drench you like super soak
Then smoke a fucking bowl
Followed by some cantaloupe
Learn a lovely lesson
There is no second guessing
When havocs coming through
You best start the steppin
Full force on this thread
Directly to ya head
Wind you up like a toy
Cause your battery is dead
Suckas never should of challenged
This Yin and Yang got the balance
Exploit your weak points
Having infinite talents
So who's the next to post
I'll make you sing high notes
Disembowel your wack flow
Leave you blank in comatose



Bring it my friends!
 
Hell I'll humble myself again....

You came to Elite to learn how to pose
Now you try your hand at some prose
Gotta tell ya- IT BLOWS!
Pud pulling weenies
Betting you all wear head beenies
1,2,3,4 I think I'm onto this score
I 'm not the typical freestyle whore
Jacked, whacked gonna cut no slack
Now give me a new and improved stack
You words read like your on some smack
Driving Miss Daisy is what yo do best
Cuz you all have flunked this test
 
vixenbabe said:
Hell I'll humble myself again....

You came to Elite to learn how to pose
Now you try your hand at some prose
Gotta tell ya- IT BLOWS!
Pud pulling weenies
Betting you all wear head beenies
1,2,3,4 I think I'm onto this score
I 'm not the typical freestyle whore
Jacked, whacked gonna cut no slack
Now give me a new and improved stack
You words read like your on some smack
Driving Miss Daisy is what yo do best
Cuz you all have flunked this test
DAMMMNNNNN!
 
ummmmm.....


Havoc's got some bitching rhymes
but he need to get a refund on that dime
that he had to spend to get the quotes
cuz on his own he'll just choke

Jae is the man from around the way
bid on "rapping for dummies" from E-bay
it's pretty clear that he got the prize
cuz his style , well the shit just dies.....
 
I'm an ill speakin addict/spitting sporatic adjectives
flows so fast/you'll be shittin half digested laxatives
while I'm sippin flaxseed/i'm stockin my liquor basket
ready to throw your plastered body into the nearest casket
my natural plan of action is more drastic than you can handle
i'll wax you like a candle/burn your town down cuz ima vandle
ask for my permission before you start your wishing/
cuz im dishin out beef in my nuclear kitchen/prepare for fission
and to all the scary dares, stares, and impaired glares,
i'm not playin to be fair/so good day and take care.

:)
 
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