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supersizeme
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i'll respond to you chuckleheads when i get back from inspiring awe at the gym
First day at clown college coming up soon...fuck I'm nervous
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supersizeme
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It's been a year, but I'm still going strong. My goal is to graduate within a couple of years summa cum clownie. The classes are tough...so far I've found that I'm really strong in balloons but I'm pretty much failing the fitting into mini-cars class since I've put on weight in the past year. I'm the most ripped clown in my class by the way. I train with all the circus strongmen with those cartoon looking barbells with the spherical weights on the end. Solid crew. I'm working with some tutors to see if I can get good enough to drive the car so that I don't have to squish myself into the backseat.
I've been dating a hot mime named Scootchies since the beginning of the year. We go out on dates all the time. We don't hold hands all that much when we take walks through the park since I'm either up on stilts or trying to balance on my unicycle(I'm in a stilts and uni frat). She's opened me up to possibly minoring in Miming along with my double major in Giant Bubble Show and Science Magic. We had our first fight last week over whether mimes or clowns are better for birthday parties. She left crying and then I put on my frownie face clown makeup. We made up though later by making each other laugh. I squirted her with my flower(works everytime) and then she did her mime act where she pretends to asphyxiate a young child with a hefty bag placed over its head.
Scootchies and her dickhead ex(she's on the right. only pic i have of her unfortunately)
Here's me on a recent miming exercise
I've been dating a hot mime named Scootchies since the beginning of the year. We go out on dates all the time. We don't hold hands all that much when we take walks through the park since I'm either up on stilts or trying to balance on my unicycle(I'm in a stilts and uni frat). She's opened me up to possibly minoring in Miming along with my double major in Giant Bubble Show and Science Magic. We had our first fight last week over whether mimes or clowns are better for birthday parties. She left crying and then I put on my frownie face clown makeup. We made up though later by making each other laugh. I squirted her with my flower(works everytime) and then she did her mime act where she pretends to asphyxiate a young child with a hefty bag placed over its head.
Scootchies and her dickhead ex(she's on the right. only pic i have of her unfortunately)
Here's me on a recent miming exercise
