Favorite Simpsons quotes?

[cutiegirl]

Ralph: This is my swingset, this is my sand box! I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. Thats where I saw the leprechaun.

 

[primetime21]

Ralph to his parents: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet and they were making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at
me.

 

[primetime21]

Smithers "Sir, I'm afraid we have a bad image, people see you as a bit of an ogre." Mr.Burns "I ought to club them and eat their bones!"

 

[primetime21]

"I got a funny story about that. Well it's not so much funny as it is long." -- Abe Simpson

"Marge, I agree with you -- in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory." -- Homer Simpson

"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!" -- Homer Simpson

 

[rsnoble]

"Homer if you dont show up for work today, dont even bother coming in monday!"his boss. Homer replies "whew who! 4 day weekend!"

 

[hardrock]

Fill me up with petrolium distolate poste haste- Mr. Burns

Dude your mom's hot.- Otto

Kent, you can make statistics prove anything. 16% of people know that.- Homer

 

[Ganryu]

Ralph: "Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learnding!"
Homer: "Here's to alcohol! The cause and solution of all of life's problems!"

 

[rsnoble]

I actually hung out with the simpsons in high school. My best freind and I were total trouble makers, and graduated hs by the seat of our pants, his sis was really smart and went to college, his dad had the 40 hour a week daytime factory job making good money, and their mother acted just like Marge. Except their last names weren't the simpsons.

 

[primetime21]

"Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more." -- Comic Book Guy

 

[Mr. dB]

"Me fail English? That's unpossible!" -- Ralph
"My cat's breath smells like catfood!" -- Ralph
"Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" -- Ralph
"I used to be with it, but then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me." -- Abraham J. Simpson
"Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in
Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?" -- C. Montgomery Burns