F*&^!!!

[heatherrae]

and yet, a part of you likes the attention

(i dare you to disagree )

and since when were you preggers?!?! omg im so out of the loop

I'm 11 weeks pregnant.

No, I'm not really enjoying this attention. Trust me. I'm actually in here praying that they don't decide to come in here. Dad NEVER knocks...lol. They are talking about the upstairs thermostat needing to be moved into this bedroom. GEE!

 

[H_T_]

hehehe...I never had any complaints, but that time I didn't have TIME to do anything. He pretty much jumped on top of me and came in one second flat.

guys rarely complain about whats for dinner, either. and we still clean our plates. anyway, trying being nice to ........Biff? or whatever...

 

[heatherrae]

i could do better....

 

[heatherrae]

guys rarely complain about whats for dinner, either. and we still clean our plates. anyway, trying being nice to ........Biff? or whatever...

LOL...yeah, had i been a sexier gal or a better lover he may have lasted twice as long -- four strokes. ;-)

 

[chilidog0425]

.....at least 5 seconds !!

 

[heatherrae]

OH SHUCKS! I had almost forgotten one other! My dad did the same thing once when I was home on Christmas break in undergraduate school. He just invited some shmo over who he wanted me to date without even telling me he was coming over. I answer the door, and a guy with a BIG MULLET and FLOWERS is standing there. I said, "Who are you?" He said, "your date." FUCK!

So I was stuck and had to go. It was terrible as you can imagine. Later that week he just dropped by and brought me food in a tupperware dish. I wasn't home. I called him a couple days later and left a nice message on his voicemail thanking hi for the food and saying he could come get his tupperware dish at a time that I knew I wouldn't be home.

He called back and left a message on my parents' voicemail that said that I had better stop stalking him because his FIANCE was going to kick my ass! Rednecks, I swear!

Seems my dad didn't know he was ENGAGED!

My dad is the suckiest matchmaker ever.

 

[H_T_]

maybe you don't deserve 4 pumps. i'd give you 2 pumps & a grind. that's it.

 

[UA_Iron]

I'm fucken dangerous.

You better watch out for my type. seriously.

 

[heatherrae]

I'm fucken dangerous.

You better watch out for my type. seriously.

LOL @ the hostility with which you drink your beer.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I'm 11 weeks pregnant.

No, I'm not really enjoying this attention. Trust me. I'm actually in here praying that they don't decide to come in here. Dad NEVER knocks...lol. They are talking about the upstairs thermostat needing to be moved into this bedroom. GEE!

"im NOT REALLY enjoying this attention..."

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

anyway which guy got you pregnant? peter parkers editor guy? or the pool guy (let it be the pool guy, editor guy was a twat)