F*&^!!!

[caligirl]

this is their only chance at a grandchild.

I'd love to llive with my Mom... nice huge house, nice property, good food, killer stereos... besides my Mom is my best friend, so good convo too.

 

[heatherrae]

I'd love to llive with my Mom... nice huge house, nice property, good food, killer stereos... besides my Mom is my best friend, so good convo too.

mine keep trying to feed me deer meat and watch either the hunting channel or lifetime movies 24 hours a day. Oh yeah, they also invite obnoxious people over on blind dates. LOL.

 

[H_T_]

mine keep trying to feed me deer meat and watch either the hunting channel or lifetime movies 24 hours a day. Oh yeah, they also invite obnoxious people over on blind dates. LOL.

i think it's fucking hilarious.

 

[heatherrae]

i think it's fucking hilarious.

In a past life, I must have been very, very bad.

 

[H_T_]

In a past life, I must have been very, very bad.

this isn't funny. let's talk more about Dudley.

 

[heatherrae]

this isn't funny. let's talk more about Dudley.

Dudley?

 

[H_T_]

Dudley?

that clod your parents want you to marry.

 

[heatherrae]

Okay, let me paint a picture for you of this guy. He has been invited to my parents' christmas parties and other parties for the past few years. He never turns down an invitation but, until just recently, always brought his dumpy little wife. She usually wore a "Cosby sweater" and some horrible stretch pants and would attack the buffet and not talk to a soul, and he would wear something that looked like he was going to go hunting.

He always brought a video camera and would get in my face and say, "Tell your father how you feel about his retirement party" or "What did Santa bring you" or some other obnoxious shit. He always put the camera WAY TOO CLOSE so everyone appeared to have noses the size of mountains. Then, he would show us all the edited videos from past parties and hunting trips that he had put in CUTESY damn captions and MUSIC.

F@cking guy! My dad has no taste in friends. I only hooked up with one of his friends once (guy was about 4 years older than me) and he had premature ejaculation. don't ever let your dad set you up, ever!

 

[H_T_]

Okay, let me paint a picture for you of this guy. He has been invited to my parents' christmas parties and other parties for the past few years. He never turns down an invitation but, until just recently, always brought his dumpy little wife. She usually wore a "Cosby sweater" and some horrible stretch pants and would attack the buffet and not talk to a soul, and he would wear something that looked like he was going to go hunting.

He always brought a video camera and would get in my face and say, "Tell your father how you feel about his retirement party" or "What did Santa bring you" or some other obnoxious shit. He always put the camera WAY TOO CLOSE so everyone appeared to have noses the size of mountains. Then, he would show us all the edited videos from past parties and hunting trips that he had put in CUTESY damn captions and MUSIC.

F@cking guy! My dad has no taste in friends. I only hooked up with one of his friends once (guy was about 4 years older than me) and he had premature ejaculation. don't ever let your dad set you up, ever!

you fuck your dads friends? wtf. i have to take a nap and mull this over. this is rich with jokes and insults.

 

[velvett]

Okay, let me paint a picture for you of this guy. He has been invited to my parents' christmas parties and other parties for the past few years. He never turns down an invitation but, until just recently, always brought his dumpy little wife. She usually wore a "Cosby sweater" and some horrible stretch pants and would attack the buffet and not talk to a soul, and he would wear something that looked like he was going to go hunting.

He always brought a video camera and would get in my face and say, "Tell your father how you feel about his retirement party" or "What did Santa bring you" or some other obnoxious shit. He always put the camera WAY TOO CLOSE so everyone appeared to have noses the size of mountains. Then, he would show us all the edited videos from past parties and hunting trips that he had put in CUTESY damn captions and MUSIC.

F@cking guy! My dad has no taste in friends. I only hooked up with one of his friends once (guy was about 4 years older than me) and he had premature ejaculation. don't ever let your dad set you up, ever!

HHAHHAHAHA

Reminds me of the movie Bridget Jones