F*&^!!!

[heatherrae]

My parents are trying to set me up by inviting this moron friend of theirs over here and are asking me to come out and talk to him. He is the same age as me and recently got a divorce. He is very unattractive, about 80lbs overweight, talks like a hick about hunting and crap incessantly, and has this annoying fucking laugh. I sneaked out of the room and am back here talking to you guys. Damn!

 

[Gambino]

don't blow it yet sista
he may have a decent package

 

[ortiz34]

I'd hit it

 

[heatherrae]

Good replies Bino and Ortiz. Made me giggle.

 

[H_T_]

lo-fucking-l. he's a suitor!

 

[chilidog0425]

fat dudes need luuuuuuv too!

 

[heatherrae]

lo-fucking-l. he's a suitor!

Fucking shoot me, PLEASE. My life has sunk to a new low. I never could tolerate this guy, but my dad thinks he is so damn funny. Low-brow stupid humor. Now he is in there talking incessantly about his ex-wife and how bad she messed up by cheating on him and leaving him. Kill me now.

 

[H_T_]

Fucking shoot me, PLEASE. My life has sunk to a new low. I never could tolerate this guy, but my dad thinks he is so damn funny. Low-brow stupid humor. Now he is in there talking incessantly about his ex-wife and how bad she messed up by cheating on him and leaving him. Kill me now.

is he bona-fide?

 

[heatherrae]

fat dudes need luuuuuuv too!

The big hunting cap and orange vest are so damn exciting to me. WTF? Is he planning on tagging a deer in our living room tonight?

 

[manny78]

Cant be worse than your ex AKA "State trooper lookalike".