Experienced Shoppers: Checkout Line Criteria

[Longhorn85]

I do the grocery shopping in my family. Mrs Longhorn gives me a list and I get the stuff. Usually I get extras too, but when you're in a hurry like I was today, which checkout line will move the fastest?

Experienced shoppers know it is not always the shortest line that moves the fastest...

 

[MichaelScott]

is this a bookie event?

 

[Longhorn85]

Nope, just a poll

 

[swole]

old people never buy too much at once

they can't carry it all

a few cans, meds, peace out.

beware teh check-writer.

 

[string_bean00]

old ladies take more than 5 minutes to write out their checks, baby jesus

 

[binö]

i always stash shit i put in my cart that i no longer want
recently i was in walmart and i picked up two packs of hanes white tees
when i was in the tuna isle i decided i no longer needed two packs, i ditched one pack behind the canned chicken.
fuck walking all the way back

 

[string_bean00]

i always stash shit i put in my cart that i no longer want
recently i was in walmart and i picked up two packs of hanes white tees
when i was in the tuna isle i decided i no longer needed two packs, i ditched one pack behind the canned chicken.
fuck walking all the way back

i always put my stuff all the way back where I got it, but I like to get high before grocery shopping and viewing the whole store as an adventure. i always stop to see/play with the guinea pigs and hamsters

 

[binö]

i always put my stuff all the way back where I got it, but I like to get high before grocery shopping and viewing the whole store as an adventure. i always stop to see/play with the guinea pigs and hamsters

a butcher near me is having a meat sale this weekend
15 lbs of 80% ground beef only 15 bucks
15 lbs of chicken 1/4's for 15 bucks
10 lbs of spareribs for 15 bucks
i'm gonna stock up

 

[string_bean00]

a butcher near me is having a meat sale this weekend
15 lbs of 80% ground beef only 15 bucks
15 lbs of chicken 1/4's for 15 bucks
10 lbs of spareribs for 15 bucks
i'm gonna stock up

that's nuts

is there a limit? if not go balls out on that

 

[binö]

that's nuts

is there a limit? if not go balls out on that

not sure about that, first come first serve i think
cow spareribs aren't that great, and i don't really like chicken quarters
but the ground beef is cheap as fuck
freeze that shit for the winter