Experienced Shoppers: Checkout Line Criteria

[Longhorn85]

I like to get high before grocery shopping and viewing the whole store as an adventure.

That's cool. Here in Portugal they have bars inside the grocery store. I usually have a beer or two first right after work, then it's on to shopping and banging carts with football moms.

 

[digimon7068]

i avoid the grocery store all together on the first three days of the month. . .when all the welfare muther fuggers are there. . .spending my hard-earned money. . .makes me fuggin' sick. . .

 

[chewyxrage]

That's cool. Here in Portugal they have bars inside the grocery store. I usually have a beer or two first right after work, then it's on to shopping and banging carts with football moms.

lol bars at the grocery store? That's my kinda world.

I don't know how it is in portugal but here in the US, wal-mart and other companies have self check out lines, which is what I do every time, assuming there isn't a long line for that (which there never is, people are too lazy). I didn't see that as a vote option.

 

[covergrl80]

Watch out for the person with the coupon billfold!

 

[Stefka]

Having a bar in the grocery store is the best idea ever.
I also like it when there are bars in laundrymats.
I don't think we have those in the US. We should. I'm going to open one.

 

[rnch]

what a dumb-assed thread......

 

[chewyxrage]

Having a bar in the grocery store is the best idea ever.
I also like it when there are bars in laundrymats.
I don't think we have those in the US. We should. I'm going to open one.

sorry, you can't. There's like, laws and permits and shit, that you would need that would never allow such a great business to occur.

Unless of course that you sold food there, like a restaurant/bar/laundrymat.

I've been to one like that as a child...they had a pretty sah-weet video game arcade as well.

 

[Stefka]

sorry, you can't. There's like, laws and permits and shit, that you would need that would never allow such a great business to occur.

What kind of law would prevent mixing washing machines and liquor?
I could open it as a bar - get a liquor license - only advertise it as a bar - but put in washers and driers.
Maybe it could be like a deal - buy a pitcher and get a free wash - that type of thing.
There has to be some way that I can make it happen.

 

[chewyxrage]

What kind of law would prevent mixing washing machines and liquor?
I could open it as a bar - get a liquor license - only advertise it as a bar - but put in washers and driers.
Maybe it could be like a deal - buy a pitcher and get a free wash - that type of thing.
There has to be some way that I can make it happen.

see my edited post above, I recalled my childhood memories, so yes it could be possible....

 

[Megalomaniac]

Look I consider myself a professional at the grocery store, I was employed there 40hrs a week from 14-18. The fast clerk is always the way to go. My friend, an old lady and I could check people out 3 to 1 over the other checkers(also the speedy people will sometime miss things just to keep their numbers up). My friend could put an entire shopping cart through faster than most checkers could do 20 items.

As for the guy getting high and going shopping, that is the best. Important to make a list or you will get home forgetting half the things you need though.