evalute my horrible pickup line

[Yarg!]

I NEED HELP FROM THE EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONALS!


k, im gonna use this one because in the past ive always been setup for my dates thru friends , so i dont pick up women- thus, im a total newbie...

Walk up to hottie, be confidence, say the follow in a audible, but low voice:


hey whatsup
my name is _
i was just (insert adjective) and i couldnt help but noticed how beautiful you are. i dont do this often , but id really like to get to know u better over drinks or movie, or whatever..

after that, procedde to ask her numero?


i know its terrible lol, but dont flame too much l8r

 

[gonelifting]

damn that`s cheesy bro. "Noticed how beatiful you are" mmm I don`t know...
Just do everything else a little more laid back and then ask.

Don`t forget to smile and LISTEN to what she`s saying. If she like you, she`ll give you the number.

 

[casualbb]

I dunno about that...

First of all, hotties hear that they're hot a lot. That's not gonna make you stand out.

Secondly, you're basically asking her to commit to at least talking to you on the phone with almost nothing to go on other than you were at least confident enough to talk to her. It would be like some guy walking up out of nowhere and asking if you wanted to get some beers and watch the game on sunday. YOu'd be like "who the hell are you?"

Try to at least have 5 min of conversation before you get a number, then it becomes "This conversation is interesting, here's a chance to continue it later," not "I really want to take you out because you're super-hot"

 

[Yarg!]

its gonna be alot harder to pick up women now that im outta highschool. atleast thne, i just see them in my class and i talk to them prett ymuch every day. damn i think the longest i went single in highschool was like 4 months. i miss those days already. so start up conversation, be confident , smile, anything else? i gtg somewhere now, but illl be back l8r thanks in advance.

 

[jerkbox]

how about no.....


you need to make casual conversation, evoke some interest, make her laugh.....

if she continues talking to you after a minute or 2, then you might have a chance


any woman who agrees to a date before even talking to you must have some issues

 

[jerseyart]

Listen to the other guys.

I know what he means though. In most situations try to find something tied into where you are, what you are both doing etc etc. It doesn't have to be killer, just start a conversation. In B & N once I told a girl looking at books once " Great book" Of course she asks "Oh you've read it" and I answered "No, but now I wish I had". She laughed, it was cheesy,we talked about authors and subjects, and we dated for six months.

But sometimes you just see someone and it by necessity is only going to be for a minute or two. Then if there really is nothing better to say, then go with some equivelant of what you said. I would say something along the lines of " I saw you passing by and just had to tell you that you are........(dramatic pause)...stunning."

In that situation it is better to ask for an e-mail addy than a phone number. Phone number is better to have, but you are likely to get a no answer. If you ask for an e-mail, she feels safer (can alwasy block you, and her curiousity might be enough (why does he want my e-mail) to get it from her.

 

[gonelifting]

how about no.....

any woman who agrees to a date before even talking to you must have some issues

Maybe things have changed. I used to talk very briefly to women SOMETIMES and ask for their number. It depended on the situation, if it was a comfortable speaking atmosphere or not.

Sometimes one minute would be enough.

 

[jerkbox]

Maybe things have changed. I used to talk very briefly to women SOMETIMES and ask for their number. It depended on the situation, if it was a comfortable speaking atmosphere or not.

Sometimes one minute would be enough.

this ain't the 60's anymore bro...aka the era of free love...

j/k, i'm sayin, i wouldn't just walk up to a girl and immediately ask for her number or a date

 

[jerseyart]

Maybe things have changed. I used to talk very briefly to women SOMETIMES and ask for their number. It depended on the situation, if it was a comfortable speaking atmosphere or not.

Sometimes one minute would be enough.

LOL,

Things are different now.

He's a kid. What happened to a tight pair of jeans showing off the package, t-shirt, hair slicked back, and just lookin hard being enough at that age to meet girls.

Then practicing how to dance with your thigh between her legs to try and get her worked up and bothered.

 

[awittyusername]

Its not bad. But...

First, getting #'s suck. Then, you have to call her ask her how she's doing, tell how pretty she is etc, and basically kiss her ass.bc you gave her all the power from the start. (you are the persuer)

Second, Dates suck. I cant understand why all you guys want to go out on "dates" w/chicks. I have gone on maybe 6 or 7 "official dates", including bullshit like homecoming and prom. But, I have banged well over 100 chicks, so here me out. Dates suck. You have to plan something, pick her ass up, pay for everything, and kiss her ass, etc etc. And, the chick still has the power bc you are kissing her ass.

Ok, lets say you did good on the phone and you did good on the date. So, you get to take her out again and kiss her ass and pay for more shit. And, before you know it you are painting her mom's house and taking her grandma to her Dr.s appt. etc, etc.

Now what happens when she meets a guy that is little higher up on the food chain then you? You are gone.

Or, what happens if she meets a guy who is a little bad and exciting. And, he casually suggest she meet him at an exciting club or party? She bangs him and you still get to keep taking grandma to her appts like a bitch.

So, did you get my advice????/

Be aguy who is a little bad and exciting. And,casually suggest she meet you at an exciting club or party Then bang her.

 

[-SD-]

Its not about having a pre-thought out pickup line. Its about going with the ebb and flow of the girl you are dealing with and then closing the deal, or not depending on whats going on.

 

[Testosterone boy]

run

 

[Razorguns]

ialways give #'s.

i got a chick's # last night. And trust me -- i detest it. Cuz now *I* hav eto find a time to sit down, clear my throat, gather my thoats (ie: remember what she looked like, etc.) and call her. Chances are i'll get some stupid answering machine -- so i gotta leave some stupid answering machine msg.

I rather they call me. that way i automatically look cooler, have the advantage of being on "home turf" and everything for me is more "spur of the moment". Plus i automatically know she likes me, and didn't give her # in some spur of the drunken moment (eg: "uh, who are you again??").

 

[Testosterone boy]

ialways give #'s.

i got a chick's # last night. And trust me -- i detest it. Cuz now *I* hav eto find a time to sit down, clear my throat, gather my thoats (ie: remember what she looked like, etc.) and call her. Chances are i'll get some stupid answering machine -- so i gotta leave some stupid answering machine msg.

I rather they call me. that way i automatically look cooler, have the advantage of being on "home turf" and everything for me is more "spur of the moment". Plus i automatically know she likes me, and didn't give her # in some spur of the drunken moment (eg: "uh, who are you again??").

drunk

 

[Beachbum1546]

"Hi my name is (insert name) and I would like to get to know you a little better."

 

[NJjuice22]

5 mins of convo??..wtf....i have pulled up to bitches in my car and been like..excuse me, whats your name, blah blah, im blah blah, can i call you sometime...done deal.

 

[bran987]

3 comments:

drunk

LMFAO seriously.

Maybe things have changed. I used to talk very briefly to women SOMETIMES and ask for their number. It depended on the situation, if it was a comfortable speaking atmosphere or not.

Sometimes one minute would be enough.

Things haven't changed

Its not bad. But...

First, getting #'s suck. Then, you have to call her ask her how she's doing, tell how pretty she is etc, and basically kiss her ass.bc you gave her all the power from the start. (you are the persuer)

Second, Dates suck. I cant understand why all you guys want to go out on "dates" w/chicks. I have gone on maybe 6 or 7 "official dates", including bullshit like homecoming and prom. But, I have banged well over 100 chicks, so here me out. Dates suck. You have to plan something, pick her ass up, pay for everything, and kiss her ass, etc etc. And, the chick still has the power bc you are kissing her ass.

Ok, lets say you did good on the phone and you did good on the date. So, you get to take her out again and kiss her ass and pay for more shit. And, before you know it you are painting her mom's house and taking her grandma to her Dr.s appt. etc, etc.

Now what happens when she meets a guy that is little higher up on the food chain then you? You are gone.

Or, what happens if she meets a guy who is a little bad and exciting. And, he casually suggest she meet him at an exciting club or party? She bangs him and you still get to keep taking grandma to her appts like a bitch.

So, did you get my advice????/

Be aguy who is a little bad and exciting. And,casually suggest she meet you at an exciting club or party Then bang her.

awesome, just awesome. budweiser: True.

 

[big_bad_buff]

Pick up lines are gay. if you want a chicks number and she's at all interested this will always works.

1st ask how she is doing (her responce bla blah)
2nd ask her name (her responce bla blah)
3rd ask if she’s from around here (her responce bla blah)
4th ask if she’s single (her responce bla blah)
5th say you’re in kind of hurry and don’t want to be rude, but you’re just wondering if you can call her or if she’d like to do something sometime.

Now she will either give you her phone number or not, either way you can now walk away not looking like an idiot. in and out withen 5 min easy (if you're in a club/bar ignore the above, anything goes, just let the alcohol speak for you lmao)

 

[UA_Iron]

How about this...

came back from the gym all sweaty and pumped as shit, was talking to this girl that works at the front desk of my dorm. After shootin the shit the conversation went like this:

me: "hey, I am already all sweaty, do you wanna be all sweaty too?"
her: Laugh " sure, wait till I'm off my shift"

Then we had crazy animal-like sex. And then some shower time together.

Wait, I am lying.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

"Hi my name is (insert name) and I would like to get to know you a little better."

You have a really dumb name.

 

[season7445]

How about this...

came back from the gym all sweaty and pumped as shit, was talking to this girl that works at the front desk of my dorm. After shootin the shit the conversation went like this:

me: "hey, I am already all sweaty, do you wanna be all sweaty too?"
her: Laugh " sure, wait till I'm off my shift"

Then we had crazy animal-like sex. And then some shower time together.

Wait, I am lying.

You know what is funny though, i wouldn't be surprised if that really happened!

 

[UA_Iron]

You know what is funny though, i wouldn't be surprised if that really happened!

actually it did happen. all but the sex and shower part.

 

[Yarg!]

haha excellent tips guys! i will try them out on some random victim at the beach sometime soon. thank you for making me see the error of my ways and the shittyness of my pickup line.