my friend keeps squeezing my nipples..wtf

[Yarg!]

seriously... i havent seen this guy in a yr, he comes back from toronto and we now work together at a restaurant. and everytime i see him hes like

"yo whatsup *nipple pinch*
i usually just laugh it off and just like stab him in the ribs or something. today i called him fat (cuz hes seriously let himself go...) and hes like "yo dont call me fat, you fucker' *nipple pinch*

and in the kitchen im making some fucking lasagne and he pops up from behind me and goes "call me fat will you??" and starts nipple pinching me.

i go into the backroom to get some vegetables and hes there doing the dishes. hes like "yo its my friend 'yarg!' " and immediately lunges for my nipples. i parry his jab and procedde to jab him hard in the ribs with my index and middle finger. however, this only provokes him and he proceddes to unleash an onslaught of tickling and nipple pinching.. to which i cant help , but giggle like a school girl. and make remarks such as "stop it! tehehehe" and youre "hurting me..stop tehehehehe" and "quit iiiit youre gonna make me wet..tehehehehe" ok that didnt happen. but he does grab my nipples to an uncomfortable degree. i need your help bros... this is my darkest hour.

 

[FISHTALES]

kill him

 

[a creed]

fukin break his fingers off and eat them

 

[FISHTALES]

fukin break his fingers off and eat them

eat his girlfriends vag

 

[a creed]

fist her

 

[FISHTALES]

fist her

anal violation

 

[a creed]

I'm fuked

 

[FISHTALES]

jesus someone delete this thread

 

[a creed]

all of them

 

[FISHTALES]

all of them

get a life

 

[a creed]

fuck off

 

[FISHTALES]

fuck off

Ill jack off on your chest

 

[a creed]

I'll fuk your head

 

[FISHTALES]

I'll fuk your head

youll suck my head and like it

 

[a creed]

i'll stick it in gasoline

 

[FISHTALES]

i'll stick it in gasoline

Ill cut it off and mail it to needto

 

[Yarg!]

now now ladies, youre both pretty. *squeezes both your nipples*

 

[Rabid_Goose]

Do something that will freak him out, try and bite him. I find when people do an act that bother me at work and I try to bite them, they stop it.

I haven't actually bitten anyone yet, but they'll stop. Besides, if he really let himself go you might get him to stop pinching your nipples and some gravy all in one bite.

 

[string_bean00]

if a man grabs another man's nipples im pretty sure the grabee has full right to break the grabber's arm, and that will hold up in court

 

[Cutiebaby]

how exciting

 

[rnch]

next time knee the sexually abusive predatory SOB in the zipper....perhaps THEN he will take the hint and keep his hands off the merchandise.


what an asshole.

 

[chewyxrage]

just grab his nipples back every time, pinch and twist really fucking hard.

he'll stop after some bruises start showing up

 

[Yarg!]

just grab his nipples back every time, pinch and twist really fucking hard.

he'll stop after some bruises start showing up

hes black...

 

[chewyxrage]

he'll still feel it for a few days

 

[wootoom]

i would fuckin kill him

 

[Kano]

i would fuckin kill him

You would not !! You let johhny pinch yours all the time lol