Email I received from Supersizeme, WTF? is up with You

[havoc]

From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Date: 8-2-01

All I know is when you and I attempt to flame each other you always bury me like a carcass. And after I finshed spamming the board with clip on nose ring websites, burning all the hair off my cat and cutting my self while sobbing and sawing my finger inside my wong-worn asshole I realize this.
Understand that I am in fact a worthless, balding, scab headed hater and that its very difficult to let someone beat me and admit to it. But truth be known after our last flame fest I sort of started feeling attracted to you, Havoc. Sometimes I imagine you as a beef sandwich and I want you to have my dressing. The way you flamed me down to a stupid, bloody nub after all my efforts was just so amazing I felt I needed you in me. DEEP in me.

I for the first time in my life felt like a twisted, horny, dirty fag prince and let me tell you something, I loved it, ALOT. Thats right, I loved it so much I put on my mothers 48L girdle and jerked off with three fingers up my ass until I had a seizure and fell into a deep sleep. I awoke with myself stuck to the girdle and I had shit myself silly, but I knew one thing, I LIKE COCK. I felt as if I needed your Havoc mansauce to coat me like an Earl Schives paint job.

What I'm saying here is that yes Havoc is the better flamer, one of the best to ever bless the cyber world. But I love him, and I want him to inject his technique into my lily white tush from now till eternity.

I confess, I love you, Havoc.
The end.



Bro, obviously Latimer and you arent working out but I am not gay nor do I have any plans on being gay in the future. Send this email to Cornholio or Big Buck, they are the ones who could help. peace

 

[HappyScrappy]

when I was little I burned all the hair off my friends cat via an errant roman candle shot.
well... arlight, I was aiming, but it was dark and I thought it was either a squirrel or his sister.

the next day the cat was bald. I put two and two together.... got five

 

[pauly]

I think your circle of friends is TOO tight........

 

[Big Buck]

Thanx for making me spit my protein shake all over my screen..LMFAO

 

[Thick dog]

I will agree with Supersizeme on one account, Havoc is the better flamer, although Supersizeme is running close behind, right on Havoc's ass...

 

[supersizeme]

LMFAO. Good lord I just had to hose my monitor down with a fire extinguisher from all the reverse pyschological gayness that came across my screen with this post. If we call a truce to this incessant verbal abuse, we can go back to normal where I'm dwarfing you 24/7 in every bodypart including man sticks. C'mon we can celebrate by going to the Osh Kosh outlet and get you a new outfit to wear to Ice Capades next week.

 

[havoc]

Only if you throw in some Mickey mousecapades tickets and a new pogo stick.

 

[supersizeme]

How about a dollah and some envelopes.

 

[havoc]

Ok best friend, I guess we are the bestest of friends again. Are we?
Circle: Yes No

See you at recess by the tetherball.

 

[supersizeme]

Ok that's fine but first Billy and I are going to go punch that girl Jenny in the arm because we both like her and want to get all up in her fruit rollup. You still have my members only jacket you know. I hate to be an Indian giver but you know the dilly.