Drug test results come back negative?!

[liftinganimal]

There was a company wide "health and comfort" room inspection during which my gear was found (Dec.3). Along with my test they also siezed Nolva, Clomid, and Liquid Letrozl. They are now sending me to Drug Rehabilitation classes to determine the extent of my "addiction/drug use."

 

[iceman7230]

That's fucked up bro!

The gov should be taking tax money and juicing up everybody in the service, police dept and firefighter.

We would be unstopable! LOL

 

[snowyk12]

Military piss tests do not test for steroids. Only the five fun drugs. To test you for juice it woud have to be a blood test or some other test that is just too expensive to test for. Steroids in the miltitary are kinda like dont ask dont tell.
If you get caught well it really doesnt matter if it was in your system. YOU had knowledge and control of the gear in your shit.
They probably piss tested you to see if ya popped on anything else.

 

[liftinganimal]

They ordered a special steroid testing kit from the Olympic steroid testing lab at some university in California. They had to make a special request for it so I think the test was specifically for AAS.

 

[theperfectdrug187]

That's hilarious... well not really, sorry bro. But good news that the test came back negative. My commander even questioned me one time asking how I put on 20lbs over the period of two drills (2 months). He thought it was funny!

 

[snowyk12]

Hey man dont want you to really air dirty laundry but ask yourself this.
Did you have a bullseye on you for any reason?
Did your battle buddies know?
Did you piss any of them off if you did?
Health and welfare inspections are not usually done unless the command gets a whiff through the grapevine someone is using drugs.

If ya want to salvage your career in the military just tel them you wanted to be the best marine or soldier airmen whatever you could...That you were under the wrong impression on how to go about it.
Your sorry,. the militaryis your everything.
You need to see mental health to get better and that does not make you a bad soldier. you want to get better, you realize you have a problem and want to stay in the marines.
Take your bust, do your extra duty, keep your mouth shut, dont talk to anyone about it. Try to do a deployment and it will blow over. Your already busted. so just go with the flow. They will respect you more for it. You may end up getting fucked but you will definately get fucked if you fight it. Have you done a deployment yet? You could claim combat stress and the fact that you read testosterone gives you a better sense of well being, that you figured taking something your body already produces is better then some chemical made in a lab (clebrex). That you were scard to ask for help for fear your buddies and command would think your a pussy. Play the victim. It always works. The hajis do it, it works. Blagoyavich or whatever is doing it and its working. Good luck.

 

[PuffDawg]

I got busted for steroids on December 3rd (in the military) and up until that point I only had 4 shots of 250 mg of Test E. I had to take a steroid test on December 23 and finally just got my test results back today-it came back negative. During that 20 day timeframe I was chugging water like crazy. Could it be possible that all the metabolites were flushed out of my system? I know for a fact the gear was legit. Any opinions on this strange scenario?

Metabolites can lie dormant for a very long time and therefore they may and may not get detected depending on the times of detection. Increased water intake would help too with flushing the system a bit to make detection times harder but im guessin you hit a lucky spot

 

[billdance]

Dude...they've got steroid urine tests at Walgreens... I took a pic on my phone...see if this works... You mail it off to some company... see if this works...

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[liftinganimal]

I'm currently part of Marine Corps Fleet Anti-Terrorism Security Team (FAST) and prior to getting caught with gear I was a team leader in my squad. My command likes me and thus I don't believe the steroid situation will progress any further than classes. Oh, and I have been on deployment- GTMO. As for the reasoning behind the company wide search- they were looking for contraband other than drugs (they were actually pretty surprised they found steroids).

 

[snowyk12]

God forbid you want to keep muscle mass when dealing with shitheads who want to kill you and your have been eating MRE's that are all carbohydrates, barely any protein and your buddies are all losing weight. I lost 30 lbs in Iraq. Was all natural after that and a Close quarters combat incident I decided to start reading about "THE PROGRAM". Never again will i come that close to dying. Your going to be looked at for awhile. You may not be able to cycle again until you go to a different unit. Eyes will be watching you unfortunately. This is one of the reasons I didnt take massive doses. Gained weight but not so fast that people saw it. Yet people still ask. Im genuinely sorry for ya bro. Go recon...Im sure they wont care about that shit.