Douchebag Guru's

[future]

Dont hire a wannabe guru that has:

1. No information on you before giving his cookie cutter diet and training
2. Stalls you after giving you his BS program that everyone else has gotten so you cant get your money back from Paypal
3. Hire the goon that is affiliated with a sketchy board so all his lemmings can lie and say how awesome he is
4. Used enough drugs for the entire MLB to turn into a pro bodybuilder
5. Been to prison for dealing

Hiring people like this is like joining a cult. You need to drink their Kool Aid or else suffer the consequences no matter how stupid their ideas are.

This is all hypothetical. I would never be fooled by some sideshow bob of bodybuilding.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Aside from agreeing with you I would have to say that if you have EF then you shouldnt need to hire anyone. Except for maybe higher level super indepth complex contest prep.

 

[Scotsman]

I'm really glad I was no longer drinking my protein shake when I read points 3 and 4. Otherwise I'd be using my service/repair plan tomorrow.lol

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[bblazer]

Bingo.

B-

 

[JDid23]

yeah- there are a shitload of these lol

 

[C.K.]

Or hiring a chick... the only you'll acomplish is getting to the gym on time lmao

 

[JDid23]

Or hiring a chick... the only you'll acomplish is getting to the gym on time lmao

hahaha

not all chick trainers are bad- the ones who train at commercial gyms definitely suck though.

An example of a good one would be like Future's wife- she's real strong and knows her shit. There are women like this, just not as many as men.

 

[scotty too hotty]

I wish some of the one's at my gym sucked! I'd pay the fifty dollars for that session!

 

[Tblock1]

i wish some of the one's at my gym sucked! I'd pay the fifty dollars for that session!

Lol

 

[needtogetaas]

i wish some of the one's at my gym sucked! I'd pay the fifty dollars for that session!

:d

 

[needtogetaas]

Drink from my cool-aid you fuckers. Suckle from my teet!!!!!!!!

 

[gstacker]

 

[the_alcatraz]

Drink from my cool-aid you fuckers. Suckle from my teet!!!!!!!!

Did you forget to take your medicine again charlie?

 

[bblazer]

Did you forget to take your medicine again charlie?

I think its time for an intervention.

You hold him down.

B-

 

[OMEGA]

lol at charlie

 

[the_alcatraz]

I think its time for an intervention.

You hold him down.

B-

We'll need a couple more strongmen to hold down the green hulk