Douche Warning! Is this guy for real?

[Razorguns]

probably exaggerated everything on the planet. most people do it on resumes, he does it on myspace.

nothing like being 35, bald, and having to hit on women on myspace. if he was real, he woudlnt' have to.

total douchebag. mark mcgwire probably doens't even know his name. i could easily make a few phone calls and find out he's posing, and just another douchebag that goes to clubs, talks about how rich and successful he is to women - but i don't have to. why bother.

notice there's no pics of his car and house nor how he's making his riches. those are concete things posers never have. cuz it's hard to have a lambo and be a poser.

sad - some dumb women are falling for this. bet he lives in an apartment.

r

 

[calveless wonder]

probably exaggerated everything on the planet. most people do it on resumes, he does it on myspace.

nothing like being 35, bald, and having to hit on women on myspace. if he was real, he woudlnt' have to.

total douchebag. mark mcgwire probably doens't even know his name. i could easily make a few phone calls and find out he's posing, and just another douchebag that goes to clubs, talks about how rich and successful he is to women - but i don't have to. why bother.

notice there's no pics of his car and house nor how he's making his riches. those are concete things posers never have. cuz it's hard to have a lambo and be a poser.

sad - some dumb women are falling for this. bet he lives in an apartment.

r

uh not really. you rent one......or you lease one and basically have no other expenses.

rofl, you know how many dudes i've seen in rolls royce phantoms that live in a fuckin box with nothing in it? LA is not very different than miami. except there's more white people, and mexicans replace cubans and south americans.

douchebags are douchebags and posers are posers.

 

[Razorguns]

uh not really. you rent one......or you lease one and basically have no other expenses.

yeah but if you have friends on your friends list who know you personally - kinda hard to pull it off.

but i guess if ur friends list is all people who don't know you - you could pull it off.

then again, if all your 'friends' are just internet friends, that should be red flags right there == poser.

and his 'body'? eww. yuck. ugly abs, no shoulders, okay chest, bald head, fat arms. what's he proud of???

guy couldn't even get backstage passes to goo goo dolls. lol. even i could do that with 3 phone calls.

r

 

[Bikini Mod]

I quit reading after his stated high IQ which from the poorly written profile was an obvious fabrication. What more need be said?

 

[-SD-]

I want to be razorguns internet friend. that would totally rock.

 

[string_bean00]

his chest is god fucking awful with bitch tits on top

 

[_n8o_]

yea i was actually wondering if it really was him squating cause thats not a bad weight his upper bodies fucken shiet so i couldn't imagine his other lifts would be worth fuck all

 

[Lestat]

lol this has got to be a joke, beautifully done. Guys pwning everyone.

 

[Razorguns]

I want to be razorguns internet friend. that would totally rock.

if ur gonna start bragging about yourself on the internet - you better be able to back it up. clearly he can't. talk is cheap

btw: i scored a huge victory in my film today. i'm so excited!

r

 

[BigRupe]

Hell the word "real" is in his name so he MUST be "real" and it's on myspace so that make it even more real.

http://www.myspace.com/johndvillarreal

Is this dude for real? are there actually people like him around? All his friends are famous people, hes the best at everything 2-3 times stronger than a normal man? wtf? all he's missing is he has a 10 inch cawk and is the best lay around, i mean who is this dick? am i just struck with the green eyed monster or is he a complete cawk smoker?


"About me:
Well, what can I say I am a complicated person. My IQ is 174 (super genius) - but you could never tell from looking at me (is that good or bad?). I am a national to world-class athlete in three sports (lifting, wrestling, & judo) - but I live a really active business and personal life. I am also 2-3 times stronger genetically than a normal man without doing anything (obivously stronger when I train). Thus, not much about me is normal. That being said I will take time and talk to anyone and am really down to earth & chill & make my life as uncomplicated - yet as FUN as possible. Most importantly I LOVE to laugh and entertain. I am often the target of my jokes. Hey, if you take yourself too seriously and can't laugh at yourself & the world you are doing something WAY wrong. Yes, I am full of layers and paradox's. Such is the world of John Villarreal. Do I want to change?? Oh no, I want the world to change for me...it needs to catch up & I am busy remaking it! If you feel the same by all means join the Villa army! So, what does this all mean & who am I really? The short story is I am a Berkeley trained lawyer who has done law, venture capital, and investment banking, in Silicon Valley for almost a decade. I focus on high tech broadly, but am an expert in video games, venture funding, and mergers and acquisitions. Now mostly I split my time between doing deals and running/starting companies. I also am a radio and televison personality and have had my own national show. I was one of the founding hosts of GameSpot TV and a regular on Silicon Spin on G4 (formerly TechTV & ZDTV). I am good on both formats (radio & TV) but like TV better since I have more to offer. Most often I do talk shows but I am really versitle. I am also a 3X National Powerlifting Champion who has trained many top professional and world class athletes including Mark McGwire and Jason Giambi. Finally, I am also heavily involved in politics & charity. Yeah, that is a lot - but that's me. You can see more here: JohnDVillarreal.com I also have some videos up on You Tube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ5Ke5DLnv4 "