Don't squat 315lbs when

[nangiggles]

My wife will tell you that the rabbit's okay. But there's still nothing that matches the classic:

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never been a rabbit fan either.

 

[bigbassturd]

What in fux is this thingy?

It's really soft and stretchy idk if you can tell in the pic.

 

[Strongbow]

What in fux is this thingy?

It's really soft and stretchy idk if you can tell in the pic.

Idk but id fuck the shit out of it
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[bigbassturd]

Aaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

 

[Captain FT]

Hahahaha hahahaha, that's one of those peener extenders cause yours doesn't do it for her.

Wtf is that called, I forget. French tickler?

 

[bigbassturd]

Nah bro it's something else. This things like the size of a fuckin knee brace I just have big ass retard hands

 

[Captain FT]

Maybe it's DialTones?

 

[bigbassturd]

Hahahaha

whatever it is it won't fit in any poon I've ever hit. You can put a cannned good in this bish

 

[Captain FT]

You got some big ol Texas meaty paws I guess. I bet my cawk would flop right into that tiny side whole, fml...

 

[bigbassturd]

Yeah I could palm a basketball in like 5th grade lolololol

why isn't one of the site horz chiming in with an answer?! Fuck I'm mad