Do you think there's a time of year for getting the best deals on crosses?

[jackangel]

The day after Good Friday, for example? Let's say your a devout Christian and you want to show your love of Jesus by picking up a sweet cross.

But because you love the Son of God so much, and because you hate that uppity cunt that lives next door and also has a nice cross, you want to make sure you get the best that money can buy.

On the other hand, you're also a discerning and shrewd Bible-thumper. You don't want to spend a dime more than you have to, because that would be a sin.

So what do you do? Sure, there are outlet stores and websites, all of them clamoring for your Christ-on-the-Cross-loving attention. But they're a bit impersonal and

Maybe you have a specialty cross boutique that you go to. A local, family-owned business that deals only in the finest of materials and craftsmanship. We're talking rosewood, teak, ironwood, rich mahogany, gold, plastic, cardboard, etc. And ornamentation? If it's gilt (without the 'u') you're looking for, this is the kind of place for you.

The only problem is, these places usually charge a premium for the quality in service and selection they provide. The question is, do they have special seasonal sales? Or discounts for members of the ASL (Anti-Semitic League)?

What does a good Catholic do if he wants quality, but doesn't want to be crucified on the price?

I don't know, what do you guys think?

 

[redguru]

Catholics don't wear Crosses. We wear Crucifixes to piss off the Baptists, it's all part of the master plan.

 

[cindylou]

lol


if your catholic the only thing that matters if its been blessed.

I dont own a cross though. lol. this thread is funny.

a devout christian should want to spend their $$$ on a nice leather bound Cambrige bible not a silly piece of wood.

 

[jackangel]

Catholics don't wear Crosses. We wear Crucifixes to piss off the Baptists, it's all part of the master plan.

I'm referring to the big-ass ones that go on a wall. Or, you know, in the front yard.

 

[Hard-Bitten]

make one (=

 

[jackangel]

btw, even though i used a catholic as an example, this issue is non-denominational for me.

 

[redguru]

I'm referring to the big-ass ones that go on a wall. Or, you know, in the front yard.

Again Crucifixes. My father has a huge wooden one, that even has a phial of holy water embedded in it. Vampires will rue the day they walk into his house.

 

[javaguru]

Again Crucifixes. My father has a huge wooden one, that even has a phial of holy water embedded in it. Vampires will rue the day they walk into his house.

Why can't you damned Christians agree on anything...

 

[cindylou]

Lmao!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jackangel]

Again Crucifixes. My father has a huge wooden one, that even has a phial of holy water embedded in it. Vampires will rue the day they walk into his house.

by crucifix, you're referring to an image of christ on the cross, right? the terms cross and crucifix can be used interchangeably, as i understand it.

but i'm just talking about a straight-up cross. no jesus attached.