well you were probably being a douche.borris said:i remember u callin me a deuche for no fucking reason

that's just pure laziness and self-centeredness on my part. but i dont see that changing.Knock It Off said:You could probably be a little less uptight with the karma button.
Smurfy said:I mean really. What's your impression
(preemptive fuck off for coming in here and calling me old and a whore, we already know those things)
you're spelling is atrocious, but yet I'm still your friend.MightyMouse69 said:your disloyal to me
Smurfy said:you're spelling is atrocious, but yet I'm still your friend.
KB told me you were dead. I was paralyzed with despair.MightyMouse69 said:nope; you didn't invite me to dinner - we are done.
Smurfy said:KB told me you were dead. I was paralyzed with despair.
Wait a minute ---- Did you invite ME to YOUR dinner party??
You dont have teh BALLS to make a list and limit it to 8.MightyMouse69 said:I had no list; but you on the other-hand
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7799111-post57.html
thanks for nothing
Smurfy said:I love everyone in this thread right now
But maybe that's because Im horny!?
I'll PM you the linkTatyana said:You posted naked piccies (which I have yet to see, link anyone?)
That is pretty indicative of not being uptight.
You also roll with the lads in chat, which would also suggest being very laid back.
Generally a pretty cool woman IMHO from what I have seen you post
Tatyana said:Thanks hun, I won't bump either for the mucky pups in chat![]()

co-signchewyxrage said:Uh no. You seem pretty damn chill to me. I mean, you let lumburg smoke weed and stuff.
Smurfy said:I mean really. What's your impression
(preemptive fuck off for coming in here and calling me old and a whore, we already know those things)
I've got my shit together!all the whey said:old and a whore
Smurfy said:I've got my shit together!
omg lulu you're meanLuluDeren said:You remind me of my cousin, Diane...a nihilistic smartass, and we all love her.
Smurfy said:omg lulu you're mean

I just felt a little bit of a tingle in my no-no spot.LuluDeren said:Okay, okay, I meant a brilliant beauty who we're all jealous of....
...and now I'll have to punch you in the face as well.![]()

people take this shit seriously bro (and I'm not talking about smurfy)superdave said:lol @ some random interweb chick thinking she impacts peoples lives to the degree that she needs to ask if we think she is uptight.
yes i take everything that happens here very seriouslysuperdave said:lol @ some random interweb chick thinking she impacts peoples lives to the degree that she needs to ask if we think she is uptight.
I'd hit it....Smurfy said:yes i take everything that happens here very seriously
including my own threads
as should you
Smurfy said:I've got my shit together!
two times!javaguru said:I'd hit it....
superdave said:lol @ some random interweb chick thinking she impacts peoples lives to the degree that she needs to ask if we think she is uptight.
Smurfy said:I mean really. What's your impression
(preemptive fuck off for coming in here and calling me old and a whore, we already know those things)
howso?Spartacus said:you have many faces i've noticed
Spartacus said:you have many faces i've noticed
Smurfy said:i was just instructing my husband on where his penis belongs (between my titties)
Hey Smurfy! Honestly, I have not read any of the responses because I just logged on for the first time today BUT...Smurfy said:I mean really. What's your impression
(preemptive fuck off for coming in here and calling me old and a whore, we already know those things)

Yeah Im a lot nicer than Blueta had you believecurvymommy said:Hey Smurfy! Honestly, I have not read any of the responses because I just logged on for the first time today BUT...
I was intimidated by you at first. Now that I know you a little better I still am but I'm getting over it.
I just really want to be myself and hope others do the same, even if it means being uptight or a jerk or whatever![]()
lmao wtfgotmilk said:If you had a stick in your ass, you would be a popsicle
i did that 3 nights ago. it didnt end well.gotmilk said:I dare you to wrap an elastic around Lummy's weiner while he's sleeping.
you can take the male POV as well as the female POVSmurfy said:howso?
lol no doilies trueSpartacus said:you can take the male POV as well as the female POV
you often argue on behalf of the guys
I imagine when you were single when a guy went to your pad
you couldn't tell a girl lived there
no doiles
Smurfy said:lol no doilies true
also no floral patterns anywhere
i promise i dont have a penis though. . .other than lummys. . .which i keep in the fridge. . .he's only allowed to have it after 9pm on non-school nights
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