oh God this thread is embarrassing
caligirl: im replying to you first because i LOVE those boardshorts

and not enough people appreciate board shorts as the ultimate article of clothing in the universe, ever. i live in my boardies
qt im replying to you second because youre the most disgusting, and i want to get it over with

the girl who said it is used to tall skinny muscleless aussie guys with jubbly little titties and horrible pale love handles. besides, taht night i was in full on euro style white linen shirt unbuttoned down the chest fabio style, and she was playing with my necklace...she had to say SOMETHING
stringbean: youre as bad as me hitting it, im going to PM you my "going out" diary so you can laugh
humantarget: i admit it, i cracked up, everyone in the cafe thinks im insane and is trying to read the screen oevr my shoulder
scotsman: you bastard lol
subzeero: im actually putting one together, the only thing stopping me is how awesomely embarrassed i am about my early years. really, its horrible
and to all the girls complimenting me...keep goin keep goin whatcha stoppin for?
(qt im going to get you for this)