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gorillahung

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I live by myself and have one pet cat. I heard some people say that it's not masculine for a man to have a cat! I find her to be a fun companion. She's about 4 months old and I rescued her from the local animal shelter where she was in a small cage with two other kittens. She was covered with fleas and was underweight. When I saw how pitiful and frightened she looked I couldn't help but take her home with me. Anyway, does this make me a pussy for having a pussy cat?
 
gorillahung said:
I live by myself and have one pet cat. I heard some people say that it's not masculine for a man to have a cat! I find her to be a fun companion. She's about 4 months old and I rescued her from the local animal shelter where she was in a small cage with two other kittens. She was covered with fleas and was underweight. When I saw how pitiful and frightened she looked I couldn't help but take her home with me. Anyway, does this make me a pussy for having a pussy cat?
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I need to know if you ever got that cock in your mouth bro
 
I got a cat and I will fuck you up.

Bought mine for an ex I was with 8 years ago. Rescued from the shelter and what not. Bitch turned into a meth head , so I booted her and kept the kitty cat. True story.

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I feed dog food to a stray cat that sits on my porch all day, so I guess technically I own a cat as well.
 
gorillahung said:
I live by myself and have one pet cat. I heard some people say that it's not masculine for a man to have a cat! I find her to be a fun companion. She's about 4 months old and I rescued her from the local animal shelter where she was in a small cage with two other kittens. She was covered with fleas and was underweight. When I saw how pitiful and frightened she looked I couldn't help but take her home with me. Anyway, does this make me a pussy for having a pussy cat?
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I got pussy for days!!!

Am single
 
I like to dig holes in my yard and bury cats up to their necks, then put my headphones in, drink some chilled Jack Daniels, and mow my grass.
 
unless you turn into a cat lady there's nothing wrong with owning one or two cats as long as they're cool. Cats are just like dogs in that you can get a cool animal or a piece of shit asshole that wakes up everyday pondering how to make your life more annoying. :whatever:
 
My man owned a cat before me. I don't think there's anything wrong with it at all. I love the way he is with his cat.

Men who have animals and treat them well are hot, cat or dog.
 
AFeedz said:
My man owned a cat before me. I don't think there's anything wrong with it at all. I love the way he is with his cat.

Men who have animals and treat them well are hot, cat or dog.
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does your man also fantasize about sucking a dick?
 
Cats are ferocious nocturnal predators. The only difference between your cat and a tiger is about 500 pounds.

What could be more manly than that?
 
haha excellent I love cats but ill admit I am abit of a woman sometimes but I will kill anybody is someone says ta me meow

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If you want to experimental glocksuck and own a cat, youre not the most masculine guy around.
 
Nearly 80% of domestic cat bites cause severe infections that require medical attention.

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When I ws single, I had a female Manx (tailless cats). She was cool as hell, all jacked up w/ huge hind legs, could spring from a sitting position to the top of the fridge. Sometimes they will walk like a rabbit for a couple of steps then normally. She had kittens and I kept 2, still have them now. Even though they are brothers, one is persian-like and the other has short hair.They'll go 12 and 15 lbs. one is very docile, the other will attack anything that comes in the yard, short of a big dog 50lbs +-, he ain't stupid. lol
No one ever said anything about it being geigh....
 
gorillahung said:
I live by myself and have one pet cat. I heard some people say that it's not masculine for a man to have a cat! I find her to be a fun companion. She's about 4 months old and I rescued her from the local animal shelter where she was in a small cage with two other kittens. She was covered with fleas and was underweight. When I saw how pitiful and frightened she looked I couldn't help but take her home with me. Anyway, does this make me a pussy for having a pussy cat?
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Bitches love cats
 
For the record...I love dogs, and I was destroyed to have to leave mine on the east coast. But he's a well trained good bro. I dislike little yippy pissant small dogs who think they run shit because their owners let them get away with murder.
 
bigbassturd said:
Labradors/hounds ftw

Outdoor dogs only.
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My boy is a pit bull/bull mastiff mix. A big lover, and completely devoted to me. He'd sit there with bacon on his nose and not move a muscle till I told him he could. Super protective of me, too.
 
nefertiti said:
My boy is a pit bull/bull mastiff mix. A big lover, and completely devoted to me. He'd sit there with bacon on his nose and not move a muscle till I told him he could. Super protective of me, too.
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what's he weigh in at? Not a fan of the small dogs myself but some of them are cute I'll give em that. As soon as they yip though they lose me. I won't even consider a breed that won't push 100lbs or more.
 
nefertiti said:
For the record...I love dogs, and I was destroyed to have to leave mine on the east coast. But he's a well trained good bro. I dislike little yippy pissant small dogs who think they run shit because their owners let them get away with murder.
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Why did you leave him behind? The thought of leaving my dogs in CR broke my heart so we brought them all over, the dane was a PAIN to transport :worried:

redsamurai said:
what's he weigh in at? Not a fan of the small dogs myself but some of them are cute I'll give em that. As soon as they yip though they lose me. I won't even consider a breed that won't push 100lbs or more.
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You'd love my husband's Dane, or our Neapolitan mastiff... he was awesome
 
nangiggles said:
Why did you leave him behind? The thought of leaving my dogs in CR broke my heart so we brought them all over, the dane was a PAIN to transport :worried:


You'd love my husband's Dane, or our Neapolitan mastiff... he was awesome
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Yeah, Nitchske was like my child. I could easily leave him for twelve hours without an accident but I always took my lunch break to drive home and walk him.

After the divorce when I was thrown back into the single world I would get asked if I had children. I would respond, I have a seven year old boy with joint custody with the ex-wife, which is true..it's in the divorce decree, but she never wants to see him (also true she took him once). Of course she would eventually figure it out and say, "OMG, you're talking about a dog." :)

That leads me into my final point when I took Nitchske into the vet when he was dying. It was almost insulting when they told me the surgery that could potentially save him would be "very expensive." I asked how expensive and they said $500.00 and to me "expensive" would have been 10k plus. Regardless, he was in late stage cancer and the only humane thing to do was euthanize him, I was by his side.

Best dog EVA!
Nitchlakemichigan-1.jpg


Nitchyd.jpg
 
Lolololololololololol

'ya I have joint custody of my seven year old, he shits on the carpet and I rub his nose in it. Can I buy you a drink?'

'get the fuck away from me you creep!'
 
not that i don't think java's kind of a whacko but what exactly about a man talking about his dead dog makes him a mo? You don't mock a mans bike or anything to do with his dog...man law.
 
javaguru said:
Yeah, Nitchske was like my child. I could easily leave him for twelve hours without an accident but I always took my lunch break to drive home and walk him.

After the divorce when I was thrown back into the single world I would get asked if I had children. I would respond, I have a seven year old boy with joint custody with the ex-wife, which is true..it's in the divorce decree, but she never wants to see him (also true she took him once). Of course she would eventually figure it out and say, "OMG, you're talking about a dog." :)

That leads me into my final point when I took Nitchske into the vet when he was dying. It was almost insulting when they told me the surgery that could potentially save him would be "very expensive." I asked how expensive and they said $500.00 and to me "expensive" would have been 10k plus. Regardless, he was in late stage cancer and the only humane thing to do was euthanize him, I was by his side.

Best dog EVA!
Nitchlakemichigan-1.jpg


Nitchyd.jpg
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Our dane got bloat about 2 weeks before Christmas in 08, since he's huge our regular vet couldnt do it alone at 10pm so we had to take him to an animal hospital, the surgeon oncall told the front desk he'd come to do the surgery IF we paid for at least half of it upfront, it was $400 (which by CR standards is a very significant amount of money), I had just gotten my bonus and I had cashed it to pay off some loans, I opened up my purse and dumped stacks of bills in the desk to the lady and told her to call the Dr to get his ass down there, she was surprised to see I had the cash then and there and was quite mortified by the whole thing, our baby survived bloat!
 
Mr. dB said:
Cats are ferocious nocturnal predators. The only difference between your cat and a tiger is about 500 pounds.

What could be more manly than that?
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Our cat even without front claws (rescued stray, not our doing) has a good hunter instincts. Last night he pounced about 8 feet from the arm of the couch onto his mouse toy just playin around. Interesting to watch.
 
bigbassturd said:
Java I really can see why you can't find a wife you fukn mo
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I've been married....Hence the story, visitation was Shelagh's requirement in the decree for a dissolution. You don't understand it because you probably don't have a presence capable of delivering deadpan humor with a straight face.

LOL @ "finding a wife" that's the last thing I'm looking for in life; Like a wife is some lost jewelry on a beach guys with metal detectors try to find.
 
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bigbassturd said:
Lolololololololololol

'ya I have joint custody of my seven year old, he shits on the carpet and I rub his nose in it. Can I buy you a drink?'

'get the fuck away from me you creep!'
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Nice story...

Don't project your violent abuse of animals on me; Nitchske learned very quickly simply by taking him outside and walking him to do his business. Never adopt an animal or have a child because if you can't raise a dog without violence you have no business raising a child.
 
javaguru said:
Nice story...

Don't project your violent abuse of animals on me; Nitchske learned very quickly simply by taking him outside and walking him to do his business. Never adopt an animal or have a child because if you can't raise a dog without violence you have no business raising a child.
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I have the happiest daughter I could ever ask for. You seriously need to get outside and fucking turn your computer off for a little while so you stop confusing reality with what someone says on the internet.

How many children do you have you lonely fucking piece of trash?

I hope zero, so you don't choke them in their sleep you violent fuck.

You don't know shit, and noone here is going to listen to any moral lesson you try to teach after knowing what type of low life, cowardly fucking piece of shit faggot you are.

People don't forget, asshole.
 
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bigbassturd said:
I have the happiest daughter I could ever ask for. You seriously need to get outside and fucking turn your computer off for a little while so you stop confusing reality with what someone says on the internet.

How many children do you have you lonely fucking piece of trash?

I hope zero, so you don't choke them in their sleep you violent fuck.

You don't know shit, and noone here is going to listen to any moral lesson you try to teach after knowing what type of low life, cowardly fucking piece of shit faggot you are.

People don't forget, asshole.
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Nice story....

Once again, stop projecting on me, that's the ad hominem fallacy, and focus on yourself.:qt: Between slick willy and Shrub WE killed well over a million Iraqi civilians with aggressive policies and 500k of those were children, perhaps you helped them out directly or simply acquiesced, we won't know until you provide evidence of your involvement (I posted photos of me in uniform in the women in combat thread). You need to intellectually sort through your rage using reason as opposed to emotion and learn moral culpability as opposed to denying it. I've accepted full responsibility for my crimes against humanity and I will always be paying penance for my sins, not to please some supernatural deity, but because I'm trying to make the world better by educating people to not make the mistakes I made.


PS Post up pics in uniform in the women in combat thread chicken hawk...
 
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javaguru said:
Nice story....

Once again, stop projecting on me, that's the ad hominem fallacy, and focus on yourself.:qt: Between slick willy and Shrub WE killed well over a million Iraqi civilians with aggressive policies and 500k of those were children, perhaps you helped them out directly or simply acquiesced, we won't know until you provide evidence of your involvement (I posted photos of me in uniform in the women in combat thread). You need to intellectually sort through your rage using reason as opposed to emotion and learn moral culpability as opposed to denying it. I've accepted full responsibility for my crimes against humanity and I will always be paying penance for my sins, not to please some supernatural deity, but because I'm trying to make the world better by educating people to not make the mistakes I made.


PS Post up pics in uniform in the women in combat thread chicken hawk...
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Do your crimes against humanity and penance include your 8 mug shots youve accumulated?
 
javaguru said:
Nice story....

Once again, stop projecting on me, that's the ad hominem fallacy, and focus on yourself.:qt: Between slick willy and Shrub WE killed well over a million Iraqi civilians with aggressive policies and 500k of those were children, perhaps you helped them out directly or simply acquiesced, we won't know until you provide evidence of your involvement (I posted photos of me in uniform in the women in combat thread). You need to intellectually sort through your rage using reason as opposed to emotion and learn moral culpability as opposed to denying it. I've accepted full responsibility for my crimes against humanity and I will always be paying penance for my sins, not to please some supernatural deity, but because I'm trying to make the world better by educating people to not make the mistakes I made.


PS Post up pics in uniform in the women in combat thread chicken hawk...
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what a block of shit.

Yeah, we killed a fuckload of people. Guess what asshole, it's called war, and it was my job to obey orders. Unless you were discharged for being a concientous objector (pussy) then you have no room to lay blame anywhere, that is if you actually served in combat.

So you think I am full of rage because I say the fuck word a lot and call worthless pieces of shit like you out on cowardly acts you've committed as a citizen? I might be a dick, but i'm definitely not in denial of being full of rage.

You're a complete fucking shitbag, and a disgrace to the uniform. You kept absolutely no core values when you left the military that you pretended to serve in.

Make the world a better place by not making your mistakes? Hmm, let's see.

I served in combat because I got payed to do so: not a mistake, it's war.

People died because I got payed to kill them before they killed me: not a mistake, it's war.

I carried my core values into the civilian world and now work hard to achieve my goals and lead an honorable life of integrity to set the example for my family: not a mistake.

A mistake would be exiting the military on debatable terms, and being fucking arrested multiple times, attacking defenseless fucking women, and then preaching on an illegal steroid forum about how much better you are than everyone who thinks you're worthless....

PS: I have posted pics of myself in uniform before on this site, so either find them yourself or go fuck yourself.
 
bigbassturd said:
what a block of shit.

Yeah, we killed a fuckload of people. Guess what asshole, it's called war, and it was my job to obey orders. Unless you were discharged for being a concientous objector (pussy) then you have no room to lay blame anywhere, that is if you actually served in combat.

So you think I am full of rage because I say the fuck word a lot and call worthless pieces of shit like you out on cowardly acts you've committed as a citizen? I might be a dick, but i'm definitely not in denial of being full of rage.

You're a complete fucking shitbag, and a disgrace to the uniform. You kept absolutely no core values when you left the military that you pretended to serve in.

Make the world a better place by not making your mistakes? Hmm, let's see.

I served in combat because I got payed to do so: not a mistake, it's war.

People died because I got payed to kill them before they killed me: not a mistake, it's war.

I carried my core values into the civilian world and now work hard to achieve my goals and lead an honorable life of integrity to set the example for my family: not a mistake.

A mistake would be exiting the military on debatable terms, and being fucking arrested multiple times, attacking defenseless fucking women, and then preaching on an illegal steroid forum about how much better you are than everyone who thinks you're worthless....

PS: I have posted pics of myself in uniform before on this site, so either find them yourself or go fuck yourself.
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* paid
 
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bigbassturd said:
what a block of shit.

Yeah, we killed a fuckload of people. Guess what asshole, it's called war, and it was my job to obey orders. Unless you were discharged for being a concientous objector (pussy) then you have no room to lay blame anywhere, that is if you actually served in combat.

So you think I am full of rage because I say the fuck word a lot and call worthless pieces of shit like you out on cowardly acts you've committed as a citizen? I might be a dick, but i'm definitely not in denial of being full of rage.

You're a complete fucking shitbag, and a disgrace to the uniform. You kept absolutely no core values when you left the military that you pretended to serve in.

Make the world a better place by not making your mistakes? Hmm, let's see.

I served in combat because I got payed to do so: not a mistake, it's war.

People died because I got payed to kill them before they killed me: not a mistake, it's war.

I carried my core values into the civilian world and now work hard to achieve my goals and lead an honorable life of integrity to set the example for my family: not a mistake.

A mistake would be exiting the military on debatable terms, and being fucking arrested multiple times, attacking defenseless fucking women, and then preaching on an illegal steroid forum about how much better you are than everyone who thinks you're worthless....

PS: I have posted pics of myself in uniform before on this site, so either find them yourself or go fuck yourself.
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1. Hitler agrees with you; Orders are orders.

2. Murder is OK if you get paid or some douche bag with a government title says it's ok? You aren't a hero you're a mafia enforcer and a sociopath.

3. I was honorably discharged after eight years plus a few months; I went from E-1 to E-5 in a little over two years. I have a bucket of AAM's as well as other military "honors" lavished on me due to my performance.

4. Give me an ethical argument and not an opinion; I know the military gave you an opinion and rationalization.

5. Repost the pics like I did or go fuck yourself.

6. Ethics are independent of the messenger, I was in my late 30's before I figured out ethics.

Finally, I have an ex-wife that described me as the kindest person she has ever known and most recently Melody, my latest girlfriend and almost latest marriage, has nothing but good things to say about me as a mate...she almost tricked me into marriage. :)
 
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-SD- said:
Do your crimes against humanity and penance include your 8 mug shots youve accumulated?
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*you've*

Depends, how do you value pussy?

Every single one involved pussy...

I used to drink and drive a lot for the pussy but I was booked and charged for sleeping in the parking lot in the front seat as opposed to being in the back seat. IMO, you charge people with harm they cause as opposed to potential harm.

My evil was societal/government sanctioned and promoted.

P.S. I don't have eight "mugshots" lol...ask for the reference.
 
There you go, the strategy of a looser. Waiting for a few days and when dust has settled from your ass getting run over by that fucking huge truck to try to post some bullshit response so you can go back to looking at yourself in the mirror and pretend like you actually redeemed yourself. Lmao
Java he fucking lit you up. You are better off just dropping it before he comes back in this thread truly treats you like a little bitch.
 
goin on 4T said:
There you go, the strategy of a looser. Waiting for a few days and when dust has settled from your ass getting run over by that fucking huge truck to try to post some bullshit response so you can go back to looking at yourself in the mirror and pretend like you actually redeemed yourself. Lmao
Java he fucking lit you up. You are better off just dropping it before he comes back in this thread truly treats you like a little bitch.
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*loser* Mozilla and IE both have a spell check function.

I have a life, that means not spending my time on the internet refuting lies from some brain dead person that screams USA in their sleep because that's what they were conditioned for to be a good sheeple; I read "Animal Farm" in middle school.

Do some thinking; If you make a claim you better be able to back it up with data. It's easy to rationalize but it's hard to reason.
 
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javaguru said:
*loser* Mozilla and IE both have a spell check function.

I have a life, that means not spending my time on the internet refuting lies from some brain dead person that screams USA in their sleep because that's what they were conditioned for to be a good sheeple; I read "Animal Farm" in middle school.

Do some thinking; If you make a claim you better be able to back it up with data. It's easy to rationalize but it's hard to reason.
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LOL
I was on my phone in Safari, sometimes it spell checks sometimes it doesn't.
I thought and the answer I came up with was you are a loser*.
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