Describe your most EVIL moment in life so far....

[spongebob]

one time in a drunken rage i came home and got pissed at the baby kittens that my cat just had. they had pissed on the carpet, so i picked up about three of em. them proceeded to bite the thier heads off. blood was literally spraying and dripping from my mouth.

the in-laws and kids were all sitting on the couch in total fucking shock.

 

[Mr. Black]

one time in a drunken rage i came home and got pissed at the baby kittens that my cat just had. they had pissed on the carpet, so i picked up about three of em. them proceeded to bite the thier heads off. blood was literally spraying and dripping from my mouth.

the in-laws and kids were all sitting on the couch in total fucking shock.

That's really fucked. You could give Ozzy a run for his money

 

[psychedout]

I am waiting for AAP's stories still.

 

[Razorguns]

Treating my ex-fiancee like total shit. Cheating on her. Beating her. Playing games with her. etc.

Fortunately we made amends, i fixed my mistakes, and she's still a good friend of mine.

 

[Sub-Zero]

im not really an evil guy,

 

[JKerry]

in highschool i worked at a character business. we'd go to party's dressed as a cartoon character and entertain the kids. don't laugh, it's the only job a highschool kid can get making 20+ an hour. well, at this one party, there were four of us dressed up like the teletubbies. the kids were a bunch of dipshits. after harassing us the entire time, they followed us to the van as we were leaving. they then proceeded to come inside and obstruct the door so we couldn't close it. i then turned to them and let out a big growl scaring the shit out of them all. they scattered like flies and we shut the door and left. my boss thought it was hilarious.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you know how in the movies the bad guy always tells everyone what he did and then gets totally, totally molested for it?

well then. ill just keep my mouth shut

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

I'm not gonna say the worst thing I ever did.

I did get a guy fired at a job I was working at once just because I did not like the guy. He never said or did anything outright to piss me off, but then I was pretty sure he thought he was being slick. Anyway, told my boss he was a lame ass and that me and my buddy didn't like him. Next day when I showed up for work he had been fired about an hour before.

Just one of those people you don't like from the beginning and won't ever like I think.

Actually, I don't really feel bad about that.

Tried to steal some poor guy's 300 dollars once. He pulled it out at a dairy queen when he was paying for his meal. I just happened to see it while I was eating so after he finished I offered to sell him some weed. So we walked down to this ghetto apartment complex about 2 blocks away and at a park bench I pulled my butterfly knife on him and started harassing him. This guy wasn't giving it up easy so I started chasing him around the picknick bench in circles. Finally we squared off on each side of the bench. Me with my knife and him with his paperbag of stuff and money. Just then some guy came strolling out of his house so I put the knife away and the guy goes off telling the guy I tried to rob him, which I did unsuccesfully. I jsut walked off liek nothign happened. Put my inner shirt outside when I was out of sight. A few minutes later as I was walking down a street a cop car pulled right up on my ass and just sat there as I walked past his car. Nothing happened. I never looked back. Swear it was a test to see if I'd run or look back. Don't feel bad about that one because I didn't actually rob him. Gave him a good scare though.

Another time I stole a middle school kid's backpack for no reason. Had his school books in it and shit. I feel bad about that one. I was 17 at the time I think. Thought I was cool. Feel bad about it because I remember being that kid's age and older kids messin with me and shit and then I ended up doing the same shit.

 

[biteme]

It was in a state of altered consciousness. I saw Satan. Pure unadulterated evil. Sent chills over my entire body. I was asleep in the bed with my ex wife when suddenly I was jolted awake. I looked up and sitting by my bedroom door in an old wicker chair that use to be in my parent's kitchen years ago, , was my dear deceased granny. She sat up straight, when I looked at her face, I knew it was only a resemblance of her. What I saw, I will never forget. Coal black eyes and looked at me with a look that I can't even describe. I heard a voice say my name and then tell me what it was going to do to me after I die forever. I shouted as loud as I could, "You're not my granny, Go away!!!!!!!!!!" Then I came to. I swear it was so real. Many people think I saw Satan.

 

[biteme]

I've come close but never done what my evil mind begs me to do to morons and ditzy bitches that roll their eyes at me and smack their gum....

did warn one not to long ago that if she didn't STFU and back the Feck off being all prissy and pissy I'd introduce her face to my little friend 'the damn sidewalk'

Does that make me evil that I have a weird wanting to bang someones head in the pavement

I'm sure I'll grow out of it.

I as well have held back my great wrath. People don't know how lucky they are.