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Scotsman

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I have a date on Friday, first one I've been on in a very long time. I am a bit of a social retard (understatement) so just getting used to the idea of one on one interaction is a bit weird.

Oh and sorry to all you elite ladies who are missing out on this experience.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Good luck bro. I'm sure it'll turn out well.

BUT if she's a bish, eat the food off her plate and leave her with the bill :evil:
 
WhistleBritches said:
just be you and be nice


Well since you're new here you probably haven't realized that I can't be me and be nice at the same time. The two just don't go hand in hand.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Well since you're new here you probably haven't realized that I can't be me and be nice at the same time.

Cheers,
Scotsman


why not?
 
Scotsman said:
I have a date on Friday, first one I've been on in a very long time. I am a bit of a social retard (understatement) so just getting used to the idea of one on one interaction is a bit weird.

Oh and sorry to all you elite ladies who are missing out on this experience.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
Scots you are the fucking man bro. The fucking man. If she don't like you then fuck it. I like you and always have.
 
needtogetaas said:
Scots you are the fucking man bro. The fucking man. If she don't like you then fuck it. I like you and always have.


If she says anything bad about me I'll be like "Don't you know I'm a mod on elite, just wait till needto hears bout this, recognize" :evil:












Fuck I am laughing so hard I can barely type anymore.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
needtogetaas said:
Scots you are the fucking man bro. The fucking man. If she don't like you then fuck it. I like you and always have.
I agree with needto, if you're looking for a relationship then be yourself and if she doesn't like you then you saved a lot of time and drama. I would rather have someone not like me than pretend to be something I'm not for months on end until you get the same result. Have Fun!!!!
 
javaguru said:
I agree with needto, if you're looking for a relationship then be yourself and if she doesn't like you then you saved a lot of time and drama. I would rather have someone not like me than pretend to be something I'm not for months on end until you get the same result. Have Fun!!!!
Excellent post...
 
javaguru said:
I agree with needto, if you're looking for a relationship then be yourself and if she doesn't like you then you saved a lot of time and drama. I would rather have someone not like me than pretend to be something I'm not for months on end until you get the same result. Have Fun!!!!


Oh I am going to be me. I learned a long time ago that it's just too much effort to be anything but real. That way if someone doesn't like me from the start they better just move along because I am not going to change.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
I have a date on Friday, first one I've been on in a very long time. I am a bit of a social retard (understatement) so just getting used to the idea of one on one interaction is a bit weird.

Oh and sorry to all you elite ladies who are missing out on this experience.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
i dunno i have talked to some ef girls that have met u in person and say ur the shit
 
Scotsman said:
Oh I am going to be me. I learned a long time ago that it's just too much effort to be anything but real. That way if someone doesn't like me from the start they better just move along because I am not going to change.

Cheers,
Scotsman
I would expect nothing less from you; Everyone knows how hard headed you Scots are.... :)
 
javaguru said:
I would expect nothing less from you; Everyone knows how hard headed you Scots are.... :)


LOL, Having a head like a rock is probably part of the reason I became a Geologist, but I digress.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
javaguru said:
I agree with needto, if you're looking for a relationship then be yourself and if she doesn't like you then you saved a lot of time and drama. I would rather have someone not like me than pretend to be something I'm not for months on end until you get the same result. Have Fun!!!!


++1
 
Relax man. You'll be fine. Just be yourself. It's better to be yourself, so she can see you for who you are. She either will like you or she won't. Look at this way, you'll aren't going to waste anybodys time if you give her the real you. She'll like or not like.
 
im awward as fuck and cant articulate my feelings or thoughts orally.

so i come across as an autistic dickhead asshole.

i hope you arnt that bad.

gfoodluck on the date :P
 
Burning_Inside said:
OK so are you going to do deadlifts together before or after this fish fry.


Might try during just to mix things up a bit.

Mysterio- No other way to go IMO.

Mr dB- Thanks.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
SublimeZM said:
im awward as fuck and cant articulate my feelings or thoughts orally.

so i come across as an autistic dickhead asshole.

i hope you arnt that bad.

gfoodluck on the date :P


I fucking swear that all you would have to do is switch to geology and you'd be a snapshot of me at your age.

Thanks for the wishes bro.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
mountain muscle said:
Nervous? Why? You afraid there won't be enough food at the fish fry?


Well if they run out then she won't be frightenend by my appetite.LOL

Hey at least she isn't married. :worried:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Because I am a very sarcastic person which seems to rub most people the wrong way.

Cheers,
Scotsman


You never know - she might appreciate you for it.
There are some gals out there with that sort of sense of humor.

:)

Enjoy, be yourself and have a good time.

Don't put any unnecessary pressure on yourself worrying about this that and the other.

Good Luck
 
velvett said:
You never know - she might appreciate you for it.
There are some gals out there with that sort of sense of humor.

:)

Enjoy, be yourself and have a good time.

Don't put any unnecessary pressure on yourself worrying about this that and the other.

Good Luck


I've actually known her for a little while so it must not bother her too much.

It's just been a really long time since I went on a date so I'm just got the jitters I guess.

Thanks a bunch hun.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Yep I know.

Pussy with an attitude.

Cheers,
Scotsman


That's Mr. pussy with an attitude to you.

Have fun tonight. Just be yourself. We will go shooting soon.

Met some hotties from the new Lifetime Fitness at the irish pub last night. You would fit in there well. They love Scots.

Not looking good for my buddy's father. Seems to be the beginning of the end.
 
You're cheating on me you bastard! ;)

You are blast to hang around with just be yourself the girl can't help but like that.
 
Inderal is a beta blocker. Prescribed for hypertension and essential tremors. Performers take it before going on stage.
 
galaxy said:
Inderal is a beta blocker. Prescribed for hypertension and essential tremors. Performers take it before going on stage.


AHA, well most drugs have bad interactions with my system. Xanax makes me restless and irritable and valium puts me into a blind rage. So I just don't take anything. Besides it was more jitters than anything.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
superqt4u2nv said:
You're cheating on me you bastard! ;)

You are blast to hang around with just be yourself the girl can't help but like that.


Well that's what happens when I don't see you for like two years, a guy can only wait so long. :qt:

Thanks, but I still think you just like me for the kilt.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Oh for an update:

It was an unmitigated disaster!!

I'll give the rundown tomorrow, I'm off to bed now.

Cheers,
Scotsman


She wasn't prepared for the kilt?
 
Alright here's what happened.

I went to pick her up at her work since we were supposed to leave from there. When I walked I was great with her saying "I am a terrible terrible person". Apparently she got scheduled to work fri night on thurs. Now being the complete dumbass that I am I didn't get her number or give her mine so she didn't have a way to let me know in advance. So we ended up having a quick dinner together in between her shifts and hanging out for a bit. So we're going to try again when she gets back from a trip next weekend.

Hey at least I now have her number so it won't happen again.LOL

And damnit I was all excited for the fish fry.

btw- I did have some 50 year old lady tell me she wished I was her husband. She was a turbo cougar.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Alright here's what happened.

I went to pick her up at her work since we were supposed to leave from there. When I walked I was great with her saying "I am a terrible terrible person". Apparently she got scheduled to work fri night on thurs. Now being the complete dumbass that I am I didn't get her number or give her mine so she didn't have a way to let me know in advance. So we ended up having a quick dinner together in between her shifts and hanging out for a bit. So we're going to try again when she gets back from a trip next weekend.

Hey at least I now have her number so it won't happen again.LOL

And damnit I was all excited for the fish fry.

btw- I did have some 50 year old lady tell me she wished I was her husband.
She was a turbo cougar.

Cheers,
Scotsman


I wish you were my husband too. I'd be goriilla jacked. We'd never miss a meal either.

But I can't get turned on by "man-ass" or a "pee pee". So I guess I'm stuck marrying a chick. :whatever:

lmao
 
Cal_21 said:
I wish you were my husband too. I'd be goriilla jacked. We'd never miss a meal either.

But I can't get turned on by "man-ass" or a "pee pee". So I guess I'm stuck marrying a chick. :whatever:

lmao


Yeah we'd have to leave it at hetero-lifemates. I'm just not into hairy asses or the wang.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Alright here's what happened.

I went to pick her up at her work since we were supposed to leave from there. When I walked I was great with her saying "I am a terrible terrible person". Apparently she got scheduled to work fri night on thurs. Now being the complete dumbass that I am I didn't get her number or give her mine so she didn't have a way to let me know in advance. So we ended up having a quick dinner together in between her shifts and hanging out for a bit. So we're going to try again when she gets back from a trip next weekend.

Hey at least I now have her number so it won't happen again.LOL

And damnit I was all excited for the fish fry.

btw- I did have some 50 year old lady tell me she wished I was her husband. She was a turbo cougar.

Cheers,
Scotsman


That's actually kinda good, gave you a chance to chat without the full blown date night type shit.

It was a little preview for the next date.

Hit it raw, dog!
 
Scotsman said:
Alright here's what happened.

I went to pick her up at her work since we were supposed to leave from there. When I walked I was great with her saying "I am a terrible terrible person". Apparently she got scheduled to work fri night on thurs. Now being the complete dumbass that I am I didn't get her number or give her mine so she didn't have a way to let me know in advance. So we ended up having a quick dinner together in between her shifts and hanging out for a bit. So we're going to try again when she gets back from a trip next weekend.

Hey at least I now have her number so it won't happen again.LOL

And damnit I was all excited for the fish fry.

btw- I did have some 50 year old lady tell me she wished I was her husband. She was a turbo cougar.

Cheers,
Scotsman

if that is an unmitigated disaster then the date i went on a few weeks ago can only be described as the holocaust
 
Scotsman said:
Because I am a very sarcastic person which seems to rub most people the wrong way.

Cheers,
Scotsman


haha dosent it though,im the same way everyone hates me when they first meet me.


Sounds like it wasnt too bad, the next 1 should be fun 2nd dates are always better.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
scots, you could have oodles of women, im karmaing you


Honestly I know I could if I wanted to. It's just vary rare that I actually find people interesting enough to want to invest any effort at all. I guess I just wired a bit strange that way.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Alright here's what happened.

I went to pick her up at her work since we were supposed to leave from there. When I walked I was great with her saying "I am a terrible terrible person". Apparently she got scheduled to work fri night on thurs. Now being the complete dumbass that I am I didn't get her number or give her mine so she didn't have a way to let me know in advance. So we ended up having a quick dinner together in between her shifts and hanging out for a bit. So we're going to try again when she gets back from a trip next weekend.

Hey at least I now have her number so it won't happen again.LOL

And damnit I was all excited for the fish fry.

btw- I did have some 50 year old lady tell me she wished I was her husband. She was a turbo cougar.

Cheers,
Scotsman

meh. . .that's not so terrible. . .
 
Scotsman said:
Oh for an update:

It was an unmitigated disaster!!

I'll give the rundown tomorrow, I'm off to bed now.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Hell, that wasn't an unmitigated disaster. An unmitigated disaster is when she doesn't laugh at your jokes and can't wait to get away from you, then calls all her friends and says you're a creep, while you're still sitting there.

At least you've got the opportunity for a second chance.
 
Scotsman said:
Honestly I know I could if I wanted to. It's just vary rare that I actually find people interesting enough to want to invest any effort at all. I guess I just wired a bit strange that way.

Cheers,
Scotsman
maybe if you were more social, youd find more :) therefore, you should go learn :)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
maybe if you were more social, youd find more :) therefore, you should go learn :)


Being mostly anti-social has gotten me through the first ~31 years pretty well, why change tactics now?

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Mr. dB said:
Hell, that wasn't an unmitigated disaster. An unmitigated disaster is when she doesn't laugh at your jokes and can't wait to get away from you, then calls all her friends and says you're a creep, while you're still sitting there.

At least you've got the opportunity for a second chance.


Yeah I know, I just like using unmitigated as much as humanly possible.LOL

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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