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hey wtf?
 
blueta2 said:
What the hell is thread about? I've done crossfit once and almost died! My sister is a crossfit trainer and she charges $150 an hour! Good God, is it that great?
She is coming to town soon and will train me doing crossfit. I'm not a fan, but will try. I need to tweak my body in places even though I am the best shape now (boobs are still growing though)
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It's just the "in" thing right now, so she can get away with charging $150/hr.

Sounds like she's smart. She's making hay while the sun shines. Taking advantage of the market. Fucking capitalist pig!
 
blueta2 said:
You love someone else so how I can share with you? Woody is my man now. Right Woody? ;-)
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You can come to Jamaica too, I think.
 
CEO: My sister actually manages the largest private medical clinic in Toronto and has always trained and 2 yrs ago patients of the clinic were asking her to train them, so she went for her cert.
Trainers in Toronto charge between $125 and $200 an hour. So she is mid stream. All her clients are super wealthy so to them, $150 is nothing. She had one client fly her to Florida for a weekend on her private yet so my sis could train her.....nice huh!
She also just finished up her 4 month intensive course on Thai Yoga Massages...she does her job, massage and training now. Wish I had her energy.
She just bought herself a bad ass 90,000 Audi with all her mulla!
 
I'm just relieved you could take time out from your ballet/yoga girlfriend to post here on EF.
 
I can't look at his avi...it bugs me so bad...I have to tar
 
Just when this thread is getting somewhere someone has to interject with their asininities!
 
I'm quite pleased with Mr.s Plunkey -- she's my favorite.

You should try the girlfriend thing someday. You'll need to get a job and de-hippify yourself first. Then do a complete personality change and have your face reconstructed.

Oh well. That probably won't work either. But at least it improves your chances.
 
Man thread was getting good then plunkey and red done fucked it up again
 
redsamurai said:
what are you talking about ngr you're here way more than I am. I spend less than 10 minutes a day here dumbass. U are "constantly" here at all hours of the day.
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I seem like Im on constantly because I drive a lot for my job so i sneak some time on when on the road

Whereas youve got a sweet T1 line ran into your moms basement
 
-SD- said:
I seem like Im on constantly because I drive a lot for my job so i sneak some time on when on the road

Whereas youve got a sweet T1 line ran into your moms basement
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lololololololol!
 
-SD- said:
I seem like Im on constantly because I drive a lot for my job so i sneak some time on when on the road

Whereas youve got a sweet T1 line ran into your moms basement
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posting on ef while driving? likely story rob. Very likely indeed. And for the record ngr my shit is uverse holy fuck get it right.
 
redsamurai said:
posting on ef while driving? likely story rob. Very likely indeed. And for the record ngr my shit is uverse holy fuck get it right.
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Yeah, nobody ever plays with their cell phone while they drive these days.

:rolleyes:

Jesus fuck. Now I don't think you own a car OR a smartphone.
 
mrplunkey said:
Yeah, nobody ever plays with their cell phone while they drive these days.

:rolleyes:

Jesus fuck. Now I don't think you own a car OR a smartphone.
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I've stated many times over the years that I will "never" own a smartphone. If someone came back from the year 2150 and gave me an iphone 1000 I'd never take it out of the box. Ebay ftw.
 
redsamurai said:
I've stated many times over the years that I will "never" own a smartphone. If someone came back from the year 2150 and gave me an iphone 1000 I'd never take it out of the box. Ebay ftw.
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Well of course you'd never own anything "smart". The jealousy would kill you.
 
-SD- said:
Hhahahahaahha

Irregardless of iphone time travel
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Yeah, that one is going to stick too. It's right up there with:

- Cropless meal plans
- Illegal alien Monsanto Ph.D.s
- All-natural pot smoke
- Paid-unpaid killer internships
- Meditation crystals (enough said)
...

And now we have:

- Time traveling iPhones

This amuses me.
 
Red, not sure what carrier you're with, but I get a free smartphone when I renew my contract. They cost nuttin
 
blueta2 said:
Red, not sure what carrier you're with, but I get a free smartphone when I renew my contract. They cost nuttin
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oh I know, ATT offered me one with my uverse contract. I don't want one. Ever. I have a 17 inch a laptop and may be getting an ipad or surface soon. It's just too much. Family members have em so I've tried em and played with em...I just don't like them.
 
redsamurai said:
oh I know, ATT offered me one with my uverse contract. I don't want one. Ever. I have a 17 inch a laptop and may be getting an ipad or surface soon. It's just too much. Family members have em so I've tried em and played with em...I just don't like them.
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Translation: i just cant figure the damn shit out
 
If RedScam(TM) dislikes smartphones, then Plunk-o-Pathy now requires that I own a smartphone for life.

Excellent call. It works every time.
 
redsamurai said:
EBT card? can you purchase a wife that secretly loathes you with one of those?:coffee:
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Not sure. Unfortunately I don't qualify for EBT.

But I can't imagine being a 35 year old virgin with zero prospects of finding a mate (male or female) is much better. I guess a semen-stained monitor in your mom's basement is a substitute of sorts, but it would be cold comfort.

That's got to suck.
 
mrplunkey said:
That's got to suck.
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If any of that were remotely true it might be. However, it might still me more agreeable than your life self medicated no love having life. MM nailed you when she said how's it feel to have to pin your bank account to the headboard. How long before this one takes you for half you think? :coffee:
 
mrplunkey said:
It's some stupid shit RedScam(TM) was talking about right after all-natural pot smoke and just a little before illegal alien Monsanto Ph.D.s.
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I actually think you're mixing your scotch and lunesta wrong here. I don't ever recall talking about meditation crystals. I'm all ears if someone wants to explain to me what they are cause I have no clue, nor do you. I seem to recall you saying the same shit bluta so maybe you're mixing us up.
 
redsamurai said:
I actually think you're mixing your scotch and lunesta wrong here. I don't ever recall talking about meditation crystals. I'm all ears if someone wants to explain to me what they are cause I have no clue, nor do you. I seem to recall you saying the same shit bluta so maybe you're mixing us up.
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Crystal meditation bowls, sometimes referred to as "crystal healing" bowls:

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And here's the original post from July of 2009: http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...w-age-people-annoy-me-655183.html#post8864742

redsamurai said:
stilletto, what exactly was she doinng in her garage? If by "crystal healing" she's referring to how crystal bowls vibrate when you run something around the edge.....than that's actually not bad stuff. Those bowls are remarkably expensive, but they produce sounds that are "incredible". I couldn't possibly describe how the sound permeates through you. Whether these things have lasting ramifications or not, I have no idea......but I know you do feel better afterwards. They can offer any sort of new age explanations they want, like it "aligns" your chakra's......I dunno, I just know that I've been in the presence of those bowls while they're being lit up.......and it's incredible, especially the big ones that you can feel hitting you lower in the body. I know a girl who was a bodybuilder and she lost her period for over a year. She sat in on one of those sessions and than literally "exploded" down there later that night. She called me up the next day practically crying she was so happy. She had gone to see alot of specialists and the medical community was telling her she may never get it back. :whatever: take that for what you will.
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Maybe one of those bowls could repair your pot-addled brain.

Or maybe this is the kind of bowl that "aligns your chakras" but doesn't involve meditation? Is that like a paid-unpaid killer internship or a cropless meal plan?
 
oh the bowls, lol. When you referred to them as meditation crystals you made it sound like some little fucking crystals you stare at. Those bowls you're referring to actually produce massive sound/vibration.

mrplunkey said:
Crystal meditation bowls, sometimes referred to as "crystal healing" bowls:
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redsamurai said:
oh the bowls, lol. When you referred to them as meditation crystals you made it sound like some little fucking crystals you stare at. Those bowls you're referring to actually produce massive sound/vibration.
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Hmmm... let's see.

The bowls are made out of 100% crystal.

And the bowls' sole purpose is meditation/healing.

Yeah, I can see where you missed the "meditation crystal" remark. But for people with IQ's over 70, that was a pretty easy putt.
 
mrplunkey said:
Hmmm... let's see.

The bowls are made out of 100% crystal.

And the bowls' sole purpose is meditation/healing.

Yeah, I can see where you missed the "meditation crystal" remark. But for people with IQ's over 70, that was a pretty easy putt.
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It's been awhile :whatever:
 
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