i won 500 k on the pats 2day .. awesome day
You already know......dont give me k tho! lolThis is an awesome story.i heard an awesome story.
my sister in law was here today. she was telling me that her friend has a 3rd grader. her friend was with a client (speech therapist) and got a call from her daughter's principal. the principal wanted her to come to school right away. she said the daughter was fine, but they had something very important to talk to the mother about. she said she couldn't make it right away and asked what the problem was.
apparently, for show and tell, her daughter brought her vibrator. it's purple. they wanted her to come right in and get it. she did. apparently, the teacher (a man) gave it to the principal and then they put it in a brown paper bag and gave it back to her.
here's the best part... she had used it the night before and hadn't cleaned it.
fuck, bad timing for this lol.
ummm...i just found out my flag football team got exactly the minimum number of sportsmanship points required to not be banned from the playoffs (our last game we brought the refs cookies and helped them pick up all the cones after the game was over). So we are in!! with a number 1 seed.
aaaand.. my fantasy football team put up a ridiculous monstrosity of a week with jay cutler, kellen winslow, NYJ defense, m. muhammed, mewelde more, and i have a couple peeps yet to play
you win
This page contains mature content. By continuing, you confirm you are over 18 and agree to our TOS and User Agreement.
Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below 










