City ppl suck, i will kill you all

[CoBra666]

cock suckers who cant drive, mother fuckin asshole not paying attention almost hit me. 2 options get fucking hit or goto the other side. so i goto the side and hit the curb. both tires caught on the curb launched me up and my rims are fucked, probably tie rods and struts too. 2 days before my anniversary trip with gf. 1 hour after getting into the city. i fucking hate cities and i hate city ppl. and noone around here cares so u ppl have to here about it. i hate cities. dont know how u americans live in those giant ass places like la and ny. i cant manage being around 1 million other mother fuckin morons. im gonna get some beast in me and have a nuclear explosion of well i guess i cant do much. yell at inanimate objects. only 2500 kilometers (1100 miles approx) too. poor car

 

[PICK3]

I'm a city boy.

I eat my fish square on a bun!

 

[miplank]

Pwnt!

 

[misguided03]

I'm guessing cobrah fucks sheep and drives a rice burner.

 

[miplank]

Rice burners are not country

 

[PICK3]

I'm guessing cobrah fucks sheep and drives a rice burner.

sheep don't care if you drink too much beer

sheep don't care if you see other sheep ...

 

[misguided03]

If that nugget was country he would have been driving a truck and would still be able to take his favorite sheep out for a good old game of cliff dancing

 

[CoBra666]

1 since when is it against the law to love a sheep
2 im a mountain kid, i have a 2011 subaru sti

 

[miplank]

You zigged when you should've zagged.

 

[misguided03]

Good point you do live in Canada animal secks is normal and legal I forget the states and Canada are different.

 

[CoBra666]

im blaming an elderly chinese woman for this. bitch in her stupid truck swerved into my lane. had to have been an old chinese woman. its an accident waiting to happen, now it happened

 

[misguided03]

Lol @ Asian drivers

 

[CoBra666]

guess ill be gettin those new rims i wanted a little sooner than expected,

 

[puddlemonkey]

u mad?

 

[miplank]

Puds has a 92 Lexus he will sell you.

 

[CoBra666]

u mad?

yep i wanna kill, been picking fights the last hour or however long its been since. the clerk at the organic place, the guy eyeballing me crossing the street, the hobo by subway, the guy on tv, yellin at things

 

[puddlemonkey]

Not for sale! Classic!

 

[CoBra666]

meh, i was lookin at an m3 last days off. i cant believe how cheap they are now.

 

[miplank]

The correct answer was "made in Japan"

 

[jnevin]

1 since when is it against the law to love a sheep
2 im a mountain kid, i have a 2011 subaru sti

If you can't fucking drive you don't deserve an sti.

 

[CoBra666]

im not a classic fan unless its a muscle car. 70 challenger or something

 

[miplank]

His car isn't a classic

 

[CoBra666]

If you can't fucking drive you don't deserve an sti.

i can drive just fine, cant help it when some fuck almost puts her stupid big ass truck into my car

 

[puddlemonkey]

His car isn't a classic

Too late, it's been acknowledged as such!

 

[miplank]

A classic pos

 

[CoBra666]

do u wear the lexus coat and driving gloves too pudds?

 

[PICK3]

do u wear the lexus coat and driving gloves too pudds?

I still have a Yaris thong

 

[puddlemonkey]

do u wear the lexus coat and driving gloves too pudds?

and a cape

 

[CoBra666]

lol, i have a thong too

 

[miplank]

and a cape

Ie) king sized bed sheet

 

[CoBra666]

i want a spartan outfit and a scooter

 

[puddlemonkey]

Ie) king sized bed sheet

two of them sewn together

 

[miplank]

Lol

 

[misguided03]

White bed sheet with two holes ?

 

[miplank]

He is a skin head nazi

 

[puddlemonkey]

White bed sheet with two holes ?

mostly white, my urine stains are immune to bleach.

 

[CoBra666]

just piss all over the whole thing till its all yellow, then its just the turd stains that stand out

 

[misguided03]

mostly white, my urine stains are immune to bleach.

forgot about the brown anal seepage stains

 

[puddlemonkey]

He is a skin head nazi

certified badass, yes. nazi, no.

 

[miplank]

Wendy told me you were a big softy

 

[miplank]

Physically and emotionally

 

[wootoom]

Im putting my viper engine in a honda civic

 

[Strongbow]

im blaming an elderly chinese woman for this. bitch in her stupid truck swerved into my lane. had to have been an old chinese woman. its an accident waiting to happen, now it happened

Don't you say another word bout 75's mom nugga

 

[CoBra666]

what r u doin with the viper body. ill take it off ur hands

 

[CoBra666]

Don't you say another word bout 75's mom nugga

im upset, the chinese rub and tug closed down. full blown prostitutes cost too much