check out this niggas bad luck

[calveless wonder]

ROFL!! i read about that...was down south at the Mickosukee (sp?) casino.

That place is fuckin swamp land and a half...not much where to run.
you know he's from south florida, home of the dumbest criminals ever.
it's like having 500,000 trick daddy clones walking around

 

[crazyjoe]

So, like him and him friend, they be like, you know breaking in cars and shitz out at the casino. You know, nothing outs the unusual. So they be like mad sweating this one car trying to gets insides to grab some other lawful abiding citizens shitz and all. Right about dat times the po-pos roll up on they busted asses and shit. So dem dudes do what dudes-committing-crimes normally do. They run. Hauling ass.

One of dese fools gets this like, real bright idea. He decides that him just gonna jump over the retaining wall around the casino and like, hide in the lake. You know, Rambos style.

So him gets in the water to hides.

And big ass alligator gets him ass.

Him like, dead now.

Him ain't gonna be breaking in no more cars no more and shit.

(I just read this shit in the paper and thought it was completely hilarious. Dude ran from cops right to his doom. I can imagine if he had lived, he would have sued the police force for either not catching him in time before he got in the lake or for not saving him quicker from the gator.)

Holy Ghost? Is that you?

 

[mountain muscle]

Not that is an entertaining story! LMAO

Good holiday fun.

 

[AAP]

Good holiday fun.

Damn. Your idea of holiday fun involves a nigga getting killed.



I likes.

 

[needtogetarmy]

He would probably try to pawn it.

ROFL

 

[Phaded]

crook got what he deserved stupid fucking nigger

 

[biteme]

Come on guys. There are just as many dumb ass white people out there. No need for the name calling... I dont like it when I overhear black people call white people dumb ass honkey or white boy... even though they may be referring to just some white guy they don't like, makes you think they don't like all white people.

 

[needtogetarmy]

He was probably hanging on for dear life to the Alpine CD player he boosted and yelling "hells no, its mine. stoles this fair and squares".

Or possibly his last thought when he turned around in the water and the real crip killa in the water behind him was "oh fuck me."

ROFL

olllllllllllllllllllllllllloo olo

 

[AAP]

Come on guys. There are just as many dumb ass white people out there. No need for the name calling... I dont like it when I overhear black people call white people dumb ass honkey or white boy... even though they may be referring to just some white guy they don't like, makes you think they don't like all white people.

Bro, that's cause dumb ass crackas ain't out breaking into cars and shit. There ain't a cracka alive that will wind up getting eaten by an alligator as opposed to be caught by the cops. Even these lit up bitches that run out with all this "hey ya'll watch this shit" before attempting to WWE style wrestle a gator don't get eaten AFTER committing crimes.

By the same token you never heard of a black guy blowing up his trailer when his meth lab got set off.

 

[Spartacus]

I doubt it was quick