check out this niggas bad luck

[AAP]

So, like him and him friend, they be like, you know breaking in cars and shitz out at the casino. You know, nothing outs the unusual. So they be like mad sweating this one car trying to gets insides to grab some other lawful abiding citizens shitz and all. Right about dat times the po-pos roll up on they busted asses and shit. So dem dudes do what dudes-committing-crimes normally do. They run. Hauling ass.

One of dese fools gets this like, real bright idea. He decides that him just gonna jump over the retaining wall around the casino and like, hide in the lake. You know, Rambos style.

So him gets in the water to hides.

And big ass alligator gets him ass.

Him like, dead now.

Him ain't gonna be breaking in no more cars no more and shit.

(I just read this shit in the paper and thought it was completely hilarious. Dude ran from cops right to his doom. I can imagine if he had lived, he would have sued the police force for either not catching him in time before he got in the lake or for not saving him quicker from the gator.)

 

[Kano]

crocks can bite with just about 6000 poinds of pressure .. ouch

 

[redsamurai]

where was this fucking casino that has gators in the surrounding lakes?

 

[string_bean00]

good

 

[heavy_duty]

painless death

 

[string_bean00]

i think anyone who catches someone breaking into their car/house should have the legal right to shoot them in the face

 

[AAP]

where was this fucking casino that has gators in the surrounding lakes?

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/sfl-fl3bdig11151sbnov15,0,7435646.story

It says the Casino divers searched the lake that night for his body, but I find that fucking hard to believe that anyone will get in pitch black water knowing there is a man killing gator(s) in there.

More than like the divers went to the edge of the lake and shone their flashlights around.

"Hey, you see anything?"

"Nope"

"Me either. Let's come back tomorrow."

 

[redsamurai]

alright, it's in FLorida....that makes sense. And you bring up a good point.........what kind of chain mail suit of fucking armor do you have to wear to get into a lake full of gators? One of which just had a fellow human as a meal the night before?

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/broward/sfl-fl3bdig11151sbnov15,0,7435646.story

It says the Casino divers searched the lake that night for his body, but I find that fucking hard to believe that anyone will get in pitch black water knowing there is a man killing gator(s) in there.

More than like the divers went to the edge of the lake and shone their flashlights around.

"Hey, you see anything?"

"Nope"

"Me either. Let's come back tomorrow."

 

[needtogetarmy]

Those gators better watch out for Al Sharpton. He'll stage a protest at the lake, then sue the gators for racism, then tons of money will be raised for a fund for the family of the deceased person (and we all know he has like 10 brothers and sisters that need financial help). Next thing Congress will run a study and determine that gators are racist because they have lived under white laws for 200 years and they will name a street, town and a holiday after the innocent man who was chased by the racist cops and died by the racist gator.

 

[AAP]

Those gators better watch out for Al Sharpton. He'll stage a protest at the lake, then sue the gators for racism, then tons of money will be raised for a fund for the family of the deceased person (and we all know he has like 10 brothers and sisters that need financial help). Next thing Congress will run a study and determine that gators are racist because they have lived under white laws for 200 years and they will name a street, town and a holiday after the innocent man who was chased by the racist cops and died by the racist gator.

You are so right.

That was like a few months ago, dude was committing a burgerly and got caught, he shot and killed a cop and then the other cop shot him, killing him.

What does the black community do? Hold a demostration protesting police brutality and the loss of this criminals life. Made me sick... of course you know if the police called for a demostration protesting the loss of their coworker's life it would have been racist.