check out this niggas bad luck

[Spartacus]

More than like the divers went to the edge of the lake and shone their flashlights around.

heh

 

[Spartacus]

Those gators better watch out for Al Sharpton. He'll stage a protest at the lake, then sue the gators for racism, then tons of money will be raised for a fund for the family of the deceased person (and we all know he has like 10 brothers and sisters that need financial help). Next thing Congress will run a study and determine that gators are racist because they have lived under white laws for 200 years and they will name a street, town and a holiday after the innocent man who was chased by the racist cops and died by the racist gator.

 

[Tytan]

That took a bite outta crime.

 

[AAP]

Wonder if his friend that got away feels bad now.

 

[bottleneckblooz]

I smell a darwin award.

 

[AAP]

I smell a darwin award.

He would probably try to pawn it.

 

[bottleneckblooz]

lol, I can just imagine what was going through his head as the aligator was doing the death roll with him in his mouth..." Damn!! Why didn't I just get a job!!"

 

[AAP]

lol, I can just imagine what was going through his head as the aligator was doing the death roll with him in his mouth..." Damn!! Why didn't I just get a job!!"

He was probably hanging on for dear life to the Alpine CD player he boosted and yelling "hells no, its mine. stoles this fair and squares".

Or possibly his last thought when he turned around in the water and the real crip killa in the water behind him was "oh fuck me."

 

[SpyWizard]

So, like him and him friend, they be like, you know breaking in cars and shitz out at the casino. You know, nothing outs the unusual. So they be like mad sweating this one car trying to gets insides to grab some other lawful abiding citizens shitz and all. Right about dat times the po-pos roll up on they busted asses and shit. So dem dudes do what dudes-committing-crimes normally do. They run. Hauling ass.

One of dese fools gets this like, real bright idea. He decides that him just gonna jump over the retaining wall around the casino and like, hide in the lake. You know, Rambos style.

So him gets in the water to hides.

And big ass alligator gets him ass.

Him like, dead now.

Him ain't gonna be breaking in no more cars no more and shit.

(I just read this shit in the paper and thought it was completely hilarious. Dude ran from cops right to his doom. I can imagine if he had lived, he would have sued the police force for either not catching him in time before he got in the lake or for not saving him quicker from the gator.)

so has his family sued the po po for causing his death?? that's the next action..

 

[AAP]

so has his family sued the po po for causing his death?? that's the next action..

or sued the car owner for leaving inticing personal shit in his car that tempted him into crime?