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cell tech sides???
- Thread starter M.O.D
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PaPaPumPPP
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I've noticed people that have bought that stuff, that there wallets weigh a lot less than those who do not.
Hugh Gellatts
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M.O.D, quite skirting around the magazine rack and just buy the damn Hustler, Blond Biker Bitches, Barely Legal Choir Boys, or whatever the hell you are into. Ironman is such a tease.
seriously though....in high school one of my friends worked at a GNC in the mall, and multiple times when i was there chilling a group of 12-15 year olds (and it was different kids everytime), would wander in and make a beeline to the musclemag and ironman mags. the same conversation always followed:
kids: "Damn, look at that chick's knockers!" "wow! she is all oiled up and stuff!"
at this point friend looks over, shaking head
kids: "hey, are these supposed to be behind the counter or something?"
friend: "no, they are bodybuilding magazines."
kids: "?????........wait....you mean we can buy these?!?!....and we don't have to be 17?....COOL!!!"
at which point they would buy half the rack and run out of the store.
of course that was when Vicky Pratt was on all the musclemag covers, so their behavior is fully understandable.
seriously though....in high school one of my friends worked at a GNC in the mall, and multiple times when i was there chilling a group of 12-15 year olds (and it was different kids everytime), would wander in and make a beeline to the musclemag and ironman mags. the same conversation always followed:
kids: "Damn, look at that chick's knockers!" "wow! she is all oiled up and stuff!"
at this point friend looks over, shaking head
kids: "hey, are these supposed to be behind the counter or something?"
friend: "no, they are bodybuilding magazines."
kids: "?????........wait....you mean we can buy these?!?!....and we don't have to be 17?....COOL!!!"
at which point they would buy half the rack and run out of the store.
of course that was when Vicky Pratt was on all the musclemag covers, so their behavior is fully understandable.
monkeyballs
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I took cell-tech forever before I wised up. Yeah it made me ugly...because there was puddles of shit running down my leg from the explosive bouts of diareah that it gave me.
Willyumyum
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hahahahahahahaahhaah... Cell-tech has been known to cause severe deformities... And one severe case a male (Mr. Greg Kovacs) was impregnated.... Go fig 
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ahahahaha I've missed ya while I've been away bro LOL!
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I think he had Twins 
M18
LMAO@Willyumyum
I think he had Twins M18
I'll admit, I bought into Cell-Techs marketing when I first started lifting, but after training and trying millions of supplements (even working at GNC with "discounts" haha) I've realized that regardless if it is better or not than any of the Creatine+Sugar formulas, its still a huge waste of $. Thats probably the worst side effect, lol.
GerryCurls
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Cell Tech's side effect is obvious, tremendous size when you take it, it costs nearly $800 a year to run, and you couldn't spend your money more wisely to create those ads that trick me into thinking they are articles at first....
