EnderJE said:
Wait a sec. I AM a lumberjack and a fur trader!
Lumberjack Song
Lumberjack:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping,
and have buttered scones for tea.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping,
And has buttered scones for tea.
Lumberjack:
[In unison with Choir]
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir:
[In unison with Lumberjack]
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in bars?
Lumberjack:
[In unison with Choir]
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Choir & Girl:
[In unison with Lumberjack]
He's a lumberjack and he's OK,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear papa.
Choir:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels,
Suspenders and a bra?
Mountie (John Cleese):
What kind of goddam pervert are you, you lousy commie fairy faggot...?!
All except Girl:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!