Can someone explain Platinum Membership to me?

[MrOrangeX]

Ok... so what do I get out of it?

I got this much from the notices and pop-ups.

500 posts -- which gives me an avatar?
100 karma?
and... picture gallary -- now, do I get pictures in the gallary already of say, hot chicks, or is it a gallary where I can store my own pics?
--- because if it was a gallary of hot chicks, I would just go to a porn site and get some really hot chicks...

Maybe some of you experienced members can hook a cat up with the dilly.

Orange

 

[theoak01]

Ok... so what do I get out of it?

I got this much from the notices and pop-ups.

500 posts -- which gives me an avatar? you get a little pictuer under your name of your choice
100 karma? its like a reward system when someone thinks you made a good post they can give you karma points,woo hoo
and... picture gallary -- now, do I get pictures in the gallary already of say, hot chicks, or is it a gallary where I can store my own pics? these are of your own pics
--- because if it was a gallary of hot chicks, I would just go to a porn site and get some really hot chicks...

Maybe some of you experienced members can hook a cat up with the dilly.

Orange

 

[MrOrangeX]

Well, I'm convinced and am signing up!

Orange

 

[onerepmaximum]

When you go platinum you get to see Spatt's gallery full size.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

When you go platinum you get to see Spatt's gallery full size.

 

[MrOrangeX]

Really. Sign me up.

How do I sign up? Can I sign up with a "promise to pay?" or a 30 day money back guarantee?

Orange

 

[big4life]

You would think that one of the former moderators who quit yesterday would know all about platinum?

 

[manny78]

Really. Sign me up.

How do I sign up? Can I sign up with a "promise to pay?" or a 30 day money back guarantee?

Orange

http://www.elitefitness.com/reports/platinum/

 

[George Spellwin]

You get:

Platinum Search! Search the largest anabolic steroid and hardcore bodybuilding archive in the world -- containing over 4 million posts!

A free web site like MrOrangeX.elitefitness.us

Real Time, Uncensored, Platinum Chat!

Access the Private Platinum Discussion Boards! (Platinum Hardcore, The Best of Elite Fitness, My Training Journal, Bodybuilding and the Law, and Platinum Chemistry).

PM Private Messaging Mail Box with 2500 messages -- regular users only get 50.

Access full size pics when you click any thumbnail on all the Picture Boards

Pictures of Gear (Never get fake gear again)
Pictures of Our Members (Check out our members)
Pictures of Men (For the ladies)
Pictures of Women (Hot and sexy!)
Pictures of Competitors (Amazing Pro Physiques)
Post as many pictures as you like anywhere including your message signature, and get an Avatar right away!

Stealth Web Address -- Does your boss know you surf Elite? Using the stealth address, your boss or company's IT department will think you are checking a PC Technical Support web site, because that's what the web address (URL) will look like to them. In fact, you'll be surfing the elitefitness.com boards at work -- not getting caught!

Turbo Code -- this makes the boards run 50% faster -- just for Platinum Members.

Task Bar Ticker -- Just like the stock exchange -- see the latest posts as they are made scroll by!

Personal Photo Gallery -- Access your own photo gallery of every image you ever posted and see every member's photo gallery -- full size images!

Spell Checker and Platinum Quick Reply!

Special Stars and 150 free Karma points for supporting the site!

Each month you get an $11.97 Platinum Discount Coupon for EliteFitnessNutrition.com discount brand-name supplements!

Seven Free Hardcore Steroid Bonus Reports valued at $273.

Become eligible for special Prizes and Contests!

Priority for becoming a Moderator!

Free Telephone and Free Email Support!

NO banner ads and NO pop-up ads!

And you save the $40 initiation fee!

Plus, for signing up before midnight Tuesday, November 18, 2003, you get seven free bonus reports -- a $273 value, all for Free! including:

The 7-day DNP Fat Loss Inferno Cycle -- a $39 value, yours FREE!
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Botox for Bodybuilders -- Do it yourself guide! -- a $39 value, yours FREE!
Engineered viral delivery of IGF-1 for huge muscles -- a $39 value, yours FREE!
Huge GHB busts! And how two athletes beat the system and got off! -- a $39 value, yours FREE!
Only $8.98 per month -- Less than a movie! When you join for three months and get an extra month FREE! And we'll waive the $40 initiation fee.

 

[flexed1]

I paid to buy this for 4 other members. Think they enjoyed it.